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Guess whose back!!! It’s been a while and tbh i have no clue if people even interact with this blog anymore but I don’t care. It’s been soooooo long and I deeply apologize for that, a lot of shit happened and I lost interest in writing for A while but I got back into it some time ago and I’ve finally decided I want write on here again. I honestly was scared to start on here again after just vanishing off the face of the earth and I hope no one is mad at me but, I’m happy and healthy now!! Haven’t had to go to the hospital and I’ve been taking care of myself a lot better! I also have a job now so holy crap. But I’m back, my inbox is clear and ,if people want me to, I’m ready to write! Also huge thank you for being patient and dealing with this! Love you all ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Can I get a ship? I am straight. I am short for my age. I have curly almost wavy long brown hair. I am a Slytherin that could easily be mistaken for a Hufflepuff. I love sports. I am a generally kind person I love to help people and I love kids and animals they are so precious and adorable. I am outgoing I meet new people no issue and make friends quickly. I trust easily and it's hard to make me mad. Oh I've also got glasses and I love reading.
I ship you with: Cedric Diggory! He loved how good you were with kids and the fact that you were athletic. He also thought it was funny to poke fun of your height. Although he’d never admit it he was wary of you at first. Slytherin aren’t known to be very nice. You soon taught him that not all of you are the same.
THE HOGWARTS CHALLENGE: [2/7] relationships → Fred and George
“You know, George, I’ve always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.” “Fred, I’ve been thinking exactly the same thing.“
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How to get the Weasley. || Fred Weasley x reader.
Title: How to get the Weasley.
Pairing: Fred Weasley x reader.
Word count: 2.7 k.
Warnings: None.
Summary: What if you’re the one who has to do all the effort to win Fred his heart?
Fred Weasley. Love of your life. Always been and it would always be like that. It’s not that you spoke a lot with him. You only talked with him whenever you had class together or you complimented him when Gryffindor won a quidditch match.
A lot of girls liked him, because he was different than his twin. George was open, social and liked the attention of girls. Fred liked the attention too, but he’d never been in a serious relationship. At last, not that you know. Of course he dated girls. And most of the girls got the luck to go on a date with him once, maybe twice. But after the second time Fred would cut those girls off in a friendly and polite way. So people said he was hard to get.
A lot of girls came.. a lot of them went away. It scared you a bit. Because you really wanted to go on a date with him. You wanted Fred more than anything in the world. Because you’re sure he was the one for you! But seeing all the pretty, smart and funny girls not having a chance with Fred, made you so insecure. Why would it be different with you?
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crush / fred weasley
pairing: fred weasley x fem!reader
warnings: none (finally fluff :))
a/n: reader is gryffindor for the plot to work out. on another note, i’ve got an essay due in three days for english and i haven’t even started writing. i hate myself.
song: i wanna be yours by artic monkeys
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In your first year of attending Hogwarts, you had already formed an opinion on the Weasley twins, and it was anything but good. In a matter of hours, they had somehow managed to annoy the everliving hell out of you. Lucky you, you had gotten the wonderful opportunity to share a boat ride from the train to the castle with them, and it seemed – then and there – that they had decided to make it their all-time goal to bother you for the rest of the Sorting Ceremony.
Thankfully, once you were sorted, you didn’t have to sit near either of them. However, when you got to the Gryffindor’s common room, they decided to strike up a conversation with you, draping one of their arms over either of your shoulders, weighing you down a bit.
The conversation was them trying to convince you to help them with their jokes and pranks, to which you turned down, in their own words, ‘the opportunity of a lifetime’, or else you’d be a target. Then, of course, you hadn’t expected more than disappearing ink spilled on your essay, or tying your shoe laces together.
In your second year, the pranks hadn’t stopped, and you realized just how drastic they got. Luckily, you were one to take a joke – up to a certain point.
You were in the library, finishing up on a potions essay that was due in a few days, but you had preferred to finish beforehand. You were minding your own business, when, seemingly out of nowhere, one of the Weasley twins backed up into the table, knocking over the ink you were writing with. Not only did it cover half of your essay, but it stained your shirt, and got a bit on your face.
Instantly, your blood turned to a boil, and whichever twin it was – since you hadn’t cared to learn their names – took notice very quickly. “What is the matter with you? I was minding my own business! And now I’m covered in ink!” You shouted through gritted teeth, just as the other twin walked over to his counterpart, identical surprised looks on their faces.
With one last frustrated exhale, you collected your belongings and stormed out of the library, before they could even begin to apologize. Once out in the corridor, you were surprised when you felt a tear rolling down your cheek. As quick as you felt it, you wiped it away with your sleeve, not knowing if anyone saw.
But both of the boys had seen; they had ran after you to apologize when they did. Though they wouldn’t have admitted it, they felt a twinge of guilt at your appearance.
In your third year, the famous Boy Who Lived had arrived at Hogwarts, along with another Weasley, and a small, curly haired girl, who reminded you of yourself. All three children had been sorted into Gryffindor, and you quickly made friends with the talented girl, Hermione Granger.
Not a few weeks later, she too had an irritation to the Weasley twins’ younger brother, Ron. She spoke, “He’s rude, and I don’t think he realizes that the things we learn in class will be on the exams at the end of the year.”
“Ignore him.” You replied, simply, with a smile on your face, “Trust me, he doesn’t sound worth your time.” You finished, earning a smile from the first year.
“Thanks, Y/n.” She said, and with that, you bid each other good bye as you continued on to your next class. You had Transfiguration, and sat beside Angelina Johnson, your dormmate and friend.
She had previously tried to get you to become at least acquaintances with the Weasley twins, insisting that they weren’t as bad as you thought. That was the reason you weren’t surprised when you walked into the class to see her sitting next to one of the twins, you know realized as George, the one she clearly fancied, leaving you to sit next to his twin.
When she noticed you in the classroom, you met her eyes and sent her a glare, to which she replied with a small laugh. You were in no mood, and didn’t think you’d ever be to make friends with Fred nor George Weasley.
In your fourth year, the last Weasley had arrived at the school, and thankfully, she didn’t look nearly as insufferable as her older brothers.
In that year, the Chamber of Secrets had been opened, and a monster was set loose in the castle, petrifying muggleborns, left and right. You were obviously terrified, being muggleborn yourself.
You had just gotten finished with yelling at the Weasley twins for a prank on a poor first year, when you arrived to the library. You were merely looking out the window, admiring the view when – suddenly – everything went dark, as if someone had turned out very light in the world.
Just as soon as you had blacked out, you woke back up, this time in the hospital wing, confused and a bit frightened about how you had gotten there. Unfortunately, you were one of the petrified students, along with Hermione, Colin Creevey, and Justin Flinch-Fletchley.
Once you were released from the hospital wing, you went straight to the Great Hall, eager to see your friends. You had barely stepped into the hall when Alicia and Angelina ran towards you, pulling you into a hug. Little did you know, that Fred and George were both – more than they’d care to admit – thankful that you were okay.
In your fifth year, the notorious, mass murderer, Sirius Black had escaped from Azkaban, something that had never been done before.
That was also the year you had finally attempted to befriend Fred and George, to which they happily obliged, and much to Angelina’s relief.
Though that entire year hadn’t been significant to you, a part of it had been, because of how you had two new friends, that – as cheesey as it had sounded – made your world just a bit brighter, in the end.
By your sixth year, the Tri-Wizard Tournament had come to Hogwarts, along with Durmstang and Beauxbatons. You and twins were already friends, but your feelings for Fred had shifted into a different route.
When you realized you had other feelings for him, the two of you were in the library, finishing up on a Herbology essay that was due the next day. You had been writing for so long, you hadn’t realized that Fred had falled asleep beside you.
“Hey, Fred, are you –?” You began, but upon turning your head, you saw him sound asleep over his half written essay. For some odd reason, your eyes had rested on him, and you felt a blush creep on to your cheeks.
“What?” He asked, groggily, slowly waking up. His eyes still squinted, you quickly turned away and began to place the books back on the shelves, and your essay into tour bag.
Your speed had alarmed Fred, as he tried to wake up, “Are you okay? Do you still need to finish?” He asked, crinkling his eyebrows.
“Yeah!” You said, “I just – I’m tired.” You finished, quickly, rushing out of the library. You practically sprinted to the Gryffindor common room, hoping that Fred wasn’t behind you.
Once back in your dormitory, you internally cursed yourself. 'Fred?’ You asked yourself, 'It had to be Fred?’ You thought, again, a small groan escaping your lips.
Less than a week later, in Potions, you had been paired up with Fred, and everytime he merely looked at you, or even when he spoke, it felt entirely different. At the same time, it felt wonderful.
Fred hadn’t realized he had fancied you until that very Potions class, when your hand had barely grazed his when you were reaching for the textbook.
When you looked back up at him to ask a question, his eyes were wide, and a redness, close to the color of his hair, had spread across his face.
“Fred? Are you okay?” You asked, confused by his expression. He immediately nodded his head, a little too quick. “Uh, alright.” You replied with a soft laugh.
“You want to come to Hogsmeade with me this weekend?” He asked, out of the blue. You spun back around, a bit starstruck at his words.
“Er, y-yeah, that sounds nice.” You said. The two of you had laughter bubbling from your lips at the sight of each other being a stuttering and blushing mess.
And all was well for the rest of your lives, because he doesn’t die.
Weasley twins x reader / All’s fair in joking and love
A/N Second birthday fic for Fred and George. This is my first one with both of them and reader so if it’s bad I apologise. This one wasn’t requested but I rolled with it anyway. Natural mix of angst and fluff. Also if anyone wants to request a (smutty) part 2 of this I’d happily write it. I realise their birthday probably wouldn’t happen at the burrow for the sakes of this story it does anyway enjoy <3 A/N
Word count: 2,189
Warnings: None except for some class A pranks ;).
“Happy birthday!”
All the Weasley’s (except Charlie and Percy) along with Harry, Hermione and me had been waiting for the two birthday boys to wake up and make their way downstairs. Fred and George feigned surprise as though they didn’t get this almost every year and made everyone laugh with their dramatics.
“Oh my god you guys!” Fred fanned his face as though he was about to cry much similar to a teenager or a pageant queen. Meanwhile George made an ‘ugly crying face’ prompting more laughter.
“Come on boys I made you some birthday breakfast.” Molly ushered them down from the stairs with a large smile and began serving them pancakes as they sat down, the rest of us following. “And you can have any toppings you like.” Molly gave a small wink and then instantly regretted her choice of words as Fred and George both reached to pile everything and anything they could onto their pancakes. By the end you could no longer see the pancake itself under the weight of copious amounts of chocolate and sweets all mixed with different sauces of all flavours, it was enough to make anyone nauseous but not the twins. They dug in as the rest of us kept it simple with some chocolate and/or fruit.
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Favourite - Fred Weasley
Pairing: Fred Weasley x reader
Warnings: swearing and the end turned out a little bit allusive but no worries.
Words: 3602
A/N: So this is a request from @madamzeyl Actually it were two and I decided to take them together since I seemed it could be fitting. It meant I had to change the second one a little bit but I hope you don’t mind XD. Enjoy and thank you for the idea, it was so much fun writing this.
You sighed. Like that you would never finish the essay for your least favourite class. It annoyed you that you couldn’t make progress and with a sigh you buried your face in your hands. Suddenly you felt someone wrap their arms around you from behind and you winced, almost shrieking as well.
“Hey love. Didn’t know you were that easy to frighten” Fred chuckled. You sighed and knew that as long as he was here you could never finish your work so you decided to tease him a little.
“Well if that isn’t my second favourite Weasley” the arms disappeared
“Second favourite?” your boyfriend sounded not just surprised but hurt as well.
“Yeah” you replied shrugging and grinned.
“But I’m your boyfriend”
“I know that”
“Who do you prefer then?” you grinned gleefully
“Wouldn’t you like to know?”
“And how”
“Hard luck. I won’t tell you” you said and pulled your book closer. But Fred sat down in the chair next to you, pushing away your book.
“Would you tell if I kissed you?”
“Tempting but no”
“Would it at least make me your favourite Weasley?” you shrugged and he seized his chance, cupped your face and kissed you. It wasn’t just a chase kiss but one that had your legs go weak. Your hands gripped his hair and you tried to pull him even closer. Panting you left each other’s lips after a minute. “So, what’s the what?”
“Nope” you said and giggled.
“Nope what?”
“Both” you said.
“And what if I help you with your homework?”
“Forget it”
“You can have my dessert for a week if you say I’m your favourite”
“You do know we can serve ourselves at meals?”
“Damn. I’ll carry your bag. Or I can carry you”
“Are you saying I’m too weak?”
“No, I’m saying you’re my princess. So what am I to you?”
“A twit. But my twit” he fake-pouted.
“Why can’t I just be your favourite Weasley?”
“Because” you patted his cheek and grinned “that title is reserved for someone else”
“Who?”
“Oh no, I’m not telling you” okay you admitted, it was quite mean taunting him but it helped to cope with your frustration and he teased you all the time as well.
“Come one. Just give me a little hint?”
“Okay. It’s someone from your family” you said and focussed on the book again after you retrieved it.
“Wow that’s helpful. What do I have to do that you tell me?” you looked up again and chuckled.
“Are you that desperate to know?”
“Well what if you prefer George?”
“Um if you say” you did your best to hide your laughter. Suddenly he grabbed your wrist.
“The Quidditch game tomorrow. I’m gonna win it for you. And just for you”
“I don’t believe you. Firstly because you love Quidditch too much than to lose or whatever. Secondly, Gryffindor won’t win just because of you. Because if you caught the Snitch it would be a foul”
“Spoilsport” he said “tease. Naughty little chit. Minx”
“And you think that’s a better tactic to make me like you?” you propped up your head and tried to read again but then he licked your ear. “Yuck”
“No but this is” he pressed a kiss to your cheek “I know quite a few things I could do to make you admit I’m your favourite”
“Leave me alone and finish my essay for example” you sighed when you thought of it.
“Was that just a promise?”
“I don’t know”
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Puns - Fred Weasley
Pairing: Fred Weasley x Reader
Characters: Fred Weasley
Warnings: N/A
Request: Anon: “Maybe like Slytherin keeper and Fred accidentally saves her from a bludger and the Gryffindor team kinda is freaked out and stuff and it would be super cool if you could put puns and horrible pick up lines.”
Word Count: 633
Author: Hannah
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Hi! Could you maybe write something with a Fred x reader, something cute (but not soppy)? ☺️
Pink Glitter | Fred Weasley x Reader
Summary: Fred Weasley has a crush on you. George Weasley has a plan. I mean, what could go wrong?!Pairing: Fred Weasley x ReaderWarnings: GLITTERA/N: Thanks anon for this request! I had fun writing this!
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