Cultivate your dash

The nerdiest nerd that ever did nerd. Multifandom, chaos, and sometimes cool cakes! Book content can be found @thehaemanthus (not the writer of WMAMC, just a weird fan) 

[weavemeamyrtlecrown]

Every two years or so I’m like “why is my tumblr experience no longer enriching” and it’s because I haven’t followed anyone in two years so if I just followed you, hi, sorry for the delay

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[introvertia]

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

[egonkula]

Anyone else in love with chris fleming or is it just me and a polycule of 5 lesbians that i just saw scramble out of a Subaru Forester?

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[grox]

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

[gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor]

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

[grox]

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[forgottenbones]

[katjohnadams]

"I don't bother with local elections" cool. Just curious, have you ever tried to fix global warming by throwing a tube of spf 50 at the sun really hard? Just wondering

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[bowditch]

[homunculus-argument]

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[downtothemarrow]

my hobbies include watching the trees sway in the wind, drinking warm beverages, walking to places, yearning,

[tsarina-anadyomene]

I feel a bit impatient with the way leftists criticize USAID when you point out that defunding it will have and has already had devastating consequences. "Yes, literally millions of people have died, but have you considered that USAID also was the funding vehicle for stupid and ineffectual schemes to overthrow the Cuban government." Like okay. Which of these things do you think I'm sad about losing? It's just like this absurd tendency to pick at some "ummm actually" in the face of a humanitarian catastrophe.

[mariacallous]

#I read an article that wholeheartedly argued that USAID literacy programs for women in a highly patriarchal country was imperialist#because that country traditionally had a strong oral tradition of which women were the primary keepers.#And teaching them literacy led to the decline and erasure of that culture.#I shit you not I read this on JSTOR with mine own two eyeballs.#God forbid non-Western women.... read?? And work?? And escape patriarchal abuse??

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[expressions-of-nature]

Summer Altai by Svetlana Krat