Cultivate your dash

The nerdiest nerd that ever did nerd. Multifandom, chaos, and sometimes cool cakes! Book content can be found @thehaemanthus (not the writer of WMAMC, just a weird fan) 

[weavemeamyrtlecrown]

Every two years or so I’m like “why is my tumblr experience no longer enriching” and it’s because I haven’t followed anyone in two years so if I just followed you, hi, sorry for the delay

[weavemeamyrtlecrown]

Mentioned getting tickets for the Odyssey in IMAX months ago and no one took action but look who suddenly wants to see the Odyssey in IMAX this weekend.

[weavemeamyrtlecrown]

it is possible to make voting easier and better, i just voted by email (for the last time probably) and it probably saves so much time and money. We should do this all the time.

[inlandwest]

[activityenjoyer]

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[clearpurpleskies]

Crying, this is what I feel when I jump into a fic that doesn't understand what pillage, raid and plunder mean.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[oysters-aint-for-me]

btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

[mcpayne]

if you didn't love me at my you don't deserve me at my

[sickdogs]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[softmatzohtruther]

[emma-ofnormandy]

+ bonus

#that’s one way to try and woo a lady The Other Bennet Sister- Part 9

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Voting ended onJul 14