US Election - Breaking: Trump declares Biden is actually his wife’s sister’s half cousin’s husband and therefore cannot become pregnant, sorry President, while giving executive order for all postal ballots to be sent to Father Christmas in the North Pole and recounted by his elves! Biden vigorously denies accusation, proudly confirming that he is Boris Johnson’s real father and demands to be made ‘King of England’ suggesting that all postal ballots should be sent to Mr Bean in the UK and burnt on Bonfire night, while Trump calls Kim Jong-un and asks him to be his joint Vice President with Putin, demoting Pence to the US Treasury! Clear as mud and all still to play for! Source@thebeano #Vote2020 #Election2020 #WednesdayThoughts https://www.instagram.com/p/CHLVul7JT8n/?igshid=1t2t945tss9pf