bitch

we got slop

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

*revs chainsaw*

thats what good pussy sounds like

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

i tried writing like 4 captions but couldnt cuz i got nothing to say to yall

[pumpkindxq]

This is apparently a new and very gross scam apparently coined as a “cash slave”.

The one that many Tumblr users are falling for isn’t as obvious as the other one I found while fact checking. They’re usually very similar to porn bots and you probably didn’t notice how pornographic pay/pi/gbi’s header and icon are. I do not know just how much this scammer is doing or if they’re doing anything other than stealing personal information but if you know a minor who’s trying to get free money through this

WARN THEM THAT ITS STEALING BANKING INFORMATION AND PROBABLY DOING MUCH WORSE!

[buzzfeed]

[loveitorreblogit]

sorry my english was bad to write this

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

[ocdmrcrockergone-deactivated201]

idk why this is making me laugh so damn hard

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

honestly who give a shit about this joke. just look at pikachu. thanks

[ultrakillblast]

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)

[brucebocchi]

the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day

[heavenlybodyys-archive-blog]

open your mouth

//

[yamino]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

I wonder how many lackluster characters/entire stories have gotten a free ride here on tumblr since a lot of ppl here are kind of creative types who filled in all the gaps with their own headcanons and convinced themselves the source material was good without realizing they’d done the writer’s job for them?

[gengarprotectionsquad]

[ochakouraraka-blog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

once a month I loudly lament the fact that it’s extremely hard to wear my favorite shirt in public

[extremelycursedimages]

[spacehunter-m]

[spacehunter-m]

the most appallingly graphic murder ever put to animation

[pukicho]

He faking that apology. bitch knows what he’s done and he cool with it

[spacehunter-m]

[eowynluna]

How to respond to anon hate.

1. Look at the anon hate.

2. Send anonymous ask to yourself using anon.

3. Make it exactly the same as the anon hate except use a homestuck troll typing quirk. It doesn’t matter which one.

4. Respond to the fake anon hate by roasting them for impersonating a homestuck troll.

5. The real anon now has a choice. The can come off anon and prove that you changed their message, or they can wallow in silence, knowing that they have failed to bother you.

You win either way