Webster’s Cursed Works

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

[undeadentropy]

Never have I seen the perfect application of two memes back to back so that both can stand without any alteration but the lack of words itself. This is a work of art. I would call this meme poetry.

[tittyinfinity]

The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"

[tittyinfinity]

They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"

[neovid]

Conspiracy theory no one will ever accept: What if the people secretly controlling the world are the same people obviously controlling the world?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[let-sleeping-australians-lie]

oh hey its MiniMinuteMan

[homophobla]

[homophobla]

Today is litteraly the only day in all of human history where it is physically possible to reblog this. Given that I posted it today

[rodolfimho]

Oh I forgot to mention it was my birthday some days ago. Neat! I get spoiled as a gift by Glitch Productions fans because they're the only stupid losers who don't even like their own shows! 😁 Genuinely considering leaving the fandoms.

[rodolfimho]

Is this supposed to be rude or mean or what I don't understand people anymore bruh

[hvntlowz]

im so art blocked send help i yearn to draw more skullbashers after so long but i legit have 0 ideas in this noggin dawg 💔 auugghhhhhhhhhhhhh

[websbutcursed]

Draw em doin this

[rodolfimho]

Oh I forgot to mention it was my birthday some days ago. Neat! I get spoiled as a gift by Glitch Productions fans because they're the only stupid losers who don't even like their own shows! 😁 Genuinely considering leaving the fandoms.

[doublecounter]

are you okay bro?

NO IM NOT

[doublecounter]

yesn't

[websbutcursed]

[websbutcursed]

How it feels watching people fangirl over Lydia the Bard

The post btw

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[rabeesfoam]

@thatmoththoth do I even need to fucking say who this is

[starsofhaziel]

a terrible thing has happened and i am the culprit

[artyphex]

People keep asking for my take on the Michael Kovach and Ashley Nichols video so here goes

White people making “teehee I’m ALMOST being racist but I’m NOT” jokes will always be deeply unfunny because it relies on acknowledging the history of harm while people have done to black communities throughout centuries and your own power to commit that harm, and somehow finding that funny. It’s like fake out punching. The joke is “I could be hitting you! But I’m not! But the fact that you’re scared is hilarious!”

That being said, to the best of my knowledge this is not a pattern, and making twitter threads about your outrage over a single clip that is seven years old feels deeply performative especially if you are white yourself. Activism is not a competition of outrage. It is action.

Lastly, I am the whitest white person you have ever met. That you are coming to ME to absolve you of any guilt for continuing to like a TV show or an actor is ridiculous. My follower count does not give me that right, nor is it my responsibility. You have to deal with the knowledge that someone you admired is capable of shitty actions. There is nothing for me to do about that

My voice will never come before black fans in fandom, regardless of my social media analytics. Black fans are horrifically mistreated and ignored in fandom spaces and this is one more example of why. Jokes that rely on laughing at the idea of black people being unsafe are unfunny, and that’s as true today as it was seven years ago.

[krose-draws]

NOW DRAW CAINE PREGNANT

WHAT ☹️

But yeah sure ok

lol thanks for the cursed req 💀 did these doodles before work

@devilsavocad0 lumping you in too because you two for some reason appeared in my inbox at the same time 🥲

To answer your question uhhhh prolly just one abstraction

[websbutcursed]

if bubble is perpetually pregnant does this make caine pregnant²

[unyieldingsilence]

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[terraswallows]

They aren't called fortune cookies for nothing.

[websbutcursed]

@astraleliza

[dragon-in-a-fez]

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

someone found this guy's house on google maps and I'm screaming

[pileofknives]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

"believed to be 10" close! it's 481 💜

[unyieldingsilence]

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[evo-is-obsessed]

Could you draw Transfem Jax with the Trans flag?

YES I CAN!!!! order up!!

(made a few different versions and then their transparent versions underneath)

feel free to use them as u wish.

even if that wish is to print her out and put her in a blender and use the scraps for paper mache. live ur truth 🫡

[websbutcursed]

what if i

Idk where i was going with this

[awkward-writes-shit]

BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE EPISODE 9 EARLY, HERE IS A QUICK GUIDE ON HOW TO PREVENT YOU FROM SEEING SPOILERS

Open menu and click on “Settings”

2. Next click on “Account”

3. Scroll down until you see “Filtered Tags” (Please note that yours may be blank)

4. Type in the tag that you want to filter (I’m filtering “TADC spoilers” and “TADC episode 9 spoilers”)

5. Press “Add” after each

Please note that you’ll get something like below when you come across a post containing the spoiler. (Blurring user for their privacy)

And there we go! Please remember that if you see it early, tag your posts properly so people who can’t see it early won’t be spoiled!

[websbutcursed]

Reblogging this on all of my things