the artist formerly known as catswithpancakehands221b

20s, any pronouns are fine Idc who interacts with my blog; what am i, a cop?

[frogshunnedshadows]

The Spice must flow.

[stunningpicture]

Failed panoramic.

[ianre-d]

define failed

[lonelovebird]

dude

[roguesquirrel]

the dream is collapsing

[killersandqueens]

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

[boydykedevo]

Mixed reviews

[hobgoblinhero]

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

[hobgoblinhero]

Boys who up smacking they rat?

[frogshunnedshadows]

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[maria-teresa-rizzuti]

maybe a little obsession..... fences

linocut

[draconym]

Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart

[draconym]

These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.

[errant-light]

this just keeps being relevant

[thelawfulchaotic]

This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.

The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.

That’s why.

[draconym]

The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all

[draconym]

we're having a dumpling themed party

[draconym]

More types of dumpling

[draconym]

[draconym]

Ducky and Darcy: yelling over whether a corndog is a dumpling

Dante: passionately arguing that soup dumplings are dumplings

Al: maybe a cantaloupe can be a dumpling

Tevis: I love making my friends fight :)

[draconym]

How it started:

How it's going: a dozen people in a screaming match about whether a blowjob is a type of kiss

[draconym]

Things the people in my house have suggested might be dumplings:

gushers

a pie

a hardboiled egg

a cocoon

chicken fried steak

a mummy

a stress ball

[illmadekn1ght]

well we are freaks, george

[bearsintreesofficial]

well we are freaks, george

[illmadekn1ght]

happy well we are freaks george friday!

[fairycosmos]

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

[feamir]

[souplover13]

image: tags. #my husband was doing a ride-along with a coworker the other day #and he pointed out a cat and said 'kitty!' and the girl was like 'don't do that in front of women they'll think you're gay' #and he was like '1: what the fuck. 2: my wife likes that im gay'. end ID.

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[moonstarfool]

has anyone done this yet

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[rotting-internet-friend]

[papayajuan2019]

does anyone wanna come over and be devastated

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[laterkiss]

we might be blogging hours apart but time is nothing. i love you