the artist formerly known as catswithpancakehands221b

20s, any pronouns are fine Idc who interacts with my blog; what am i, a cop?

[cookieekun]

[tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss]

since football and football have the same names i think we should resolve this with my new sport Definitive Football, detailed thusly:

the field is a standard football field including the goals, goalposts, and end zones

there are four teams: two football teams, and two football teams

the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it

the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it

at the same time

on the same field

while dodging around the teams playing the other football

either football can be interacted with by either team as if it were their football, including all rules for how they can interact with it and how they can score with it

[tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss]

i think this would result in several exciting new and innovative forms of long-term injury

[luimnigh]

A football match takes over ninety minutes to play, while a football game takes over three hours.

Clearly, two footballs must be played for every football.

[theleingod]

I think the football players are going to want to start wearing football gear if that happens. Football players still end up accruing horrific, life-altering injuries either on the field or over the years despite wearing it.

[tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss]

what football players want doesn't matter

[oneheadtoanother]

[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[nowlander]

[viejospellejos]

Típico de belgas malinois

[ceruinus]

Good video showcasing exactly why these dogs are not suited to 99 percent of households.

They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate

[ultramarineblues]

I can confirm they are.

Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices

[ozzy-from-the-cafeteria]

we’re the right amount of depressed to write midwest emo that fucks hard

[phumblr]

if u even care

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[morphinefiend]

with how much talking he did about puking tonight there’s no way he isn’t aware of what spilled

[poolboydivision]

[pandorashallcloset]

Ok bro knows we know

[curioscurio]

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

[iamthealmightytor]

are these anything

[wecandancethoughireallycantdance]

these are everything

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[iscariotism]

[kropotkindersurprise]

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's offical!