battison bruce makes my dick wag like a dog tail

19+, dead dove 🕊️⚰️, CEO of mikevan, black, HE/HIM

[wedgedbox]

Hello!

I go by Lemon ( mostly closer friends ) but Wedge is also good!

This user is 19 years old!

I go by he / they!

I am black!

(Another warning is that the owner does not really give a damn about canon if he does not like it lmaoo)

This is mostly a fandom reblog space with rare original posts once a blue moon, with occasional reblogs involving discourse.

I may have an unpopular opinion or one that contradicts you, so do with that as you will!

THIS BLOG IS MULTIFANDOM AND USUALLY UNTAGGED!

A habit I’ll work on (less than likely but I’ll try) so manage your own timeline the best you will because we be on bullshit here.

In the meantime, the fandoms I usually lurk in are:

The Boondocks

FnaF

Madoka Magica

DC (mostly Batharem because my favs deserved to be slobbered over, and Bruce Wayne is no exception)

Camp Camp

Mouthwashing

Alien Stage

The Boys

Tcoaal

South Park

Owl House

Lacey’s Games

Sonic

Invader Zim

Dungeon Meshi

Cuphead

Lego Monkie Kid

Invincible

Scott Pilgrim

Evangelion

[wedgedbox]

thorough enjoyer of slop

[wedgedbox]

Bruce wearing lipstick while sucking and slobbering over cock >>>>>>

[notevenbleeding]

Who up yurying their obsession

[depsidase]

[turnipoddity]

not me

[purpleflyingmagician]

Art that I commissioned by @kuraraan

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

"Gotham loves Bruce Wayne" but specifically it's street cart vendors loitering the streets, sometimes at night.

Yeah, Batman is cool. Well, he pays and tips in crumpled bills that usually have some blood or soot on it, is polite to the grandpas, agrees to dropping by their houses to make sure their kids aren't staying up too late or their spouses came home safe.

But nothing beats seeing the Prince of Gotham stumbling out of work, ordering 20 bagels for his gluttonous children and tipping 150% more than the original costs. They ceased thanking him for the programs their family benefits from, knowing he much appreciates seeing photos instead or having extra onions in his shawarma wrap.

Some of them would be acutely aware of the parties that Brucie Wayne goes to because there's at least an 80% chance of him stumbling out drunk and every old man street cart vendor starts mother henning him.

"Mister Wayne, you shouldn't be drinking on an empty stomach! 😨"

"Sit up, boy 😠 Good god, you look like a bloody mess."

"Aww, poor kid 🥺" (Bruce is 45 yo man btw) "Here lad. Ice cream. On the house. Yes, yes, tell me all about the last model that dumped you, but please do it while sitting upright."

There have been 17 different occasions in this year alone where Alfred rounds the car around the gala just to see Bruce on the sidewalk, deliriously tipsy, while a circle of cart vendors are gentle parenting him into eating oily foods to get rid of the alcohol.

[wedgedbox]

Lowkey debating if I should start posting drabbles because I need to start writing again,,

[brucedefender4eva]

Bruce deserves nothing more than to have his partner utterly and completely obsessed with him in every relationship

Doesn’t matter who he’s shipped with; he must be adored, or it simply won’t work

If he's not treated as Morticia Addams while also being able to express his dying love to his partner, then what truly is the point? Bruce has too much love to give, and he deserves to be loved at that same level

Superbat usually does this dynamic really well, but I need to see it more in other ships

[evanolge]

This is Battinson waiting for Clark to get off work and join him for dinner

[thedustyimagian]

I like u *gives soul*

you're killin' me here, friend-mine, i'mma faint/vvvvpos

[lego-monkiez]

I’ll always remember when I was the one saving you

[superman-creampieing-batman]

That's his dad fr 😭🥺

[nauticalnocturnal]

One of my favorite superbat headcanons (bottom!bruce and top!clark) is how clark is such a big crybaby!!

You'll have bruce, in the manor, reading or unwinding in the most bruce way possible on his favorite antique chair. It's all quiet, save for alfred going about his duties and damian playing with alfred or ace.

Then boom!!

In clark comes flying, his face a flushed, red blur, his nose stuffy, eyes all glossy and dribbling fat tears, straight into bruce's arms. The chair gets pushed into the wall (and bruce very likely heard that poor back leg snap) and now bruce is crushed under Clark's weight, wetness beginning to seep through his shirt, tears smearing across his chest.

Bruce is, understandably, distraught, before asking quickly, trying to look into Clark's eyes and look at his face—was he hurt? Did something happen? Did something go wrong?

After much coaxing and cooing, bruce finally gets an answer.

"..t-the cat I was helping d-down the tree h-hissed at me a-and ran away.." clark stammers out softly.

..oh.

And Bruce isn't even annoyed!! Hell, he's shocked that he didn't guess the reasoning first!!

And Clark just cuddles up to bruce like a cat, sobbing into his chest while bruce rocks him, explaining how the cat didn't mean anything personal, and it was just frightened.

And mind you, ALL of Clark's weight and power is just CRUSHING bruce, but he won't even say anything!! Because, while yes, clark may be the dominant one in the relationship, clark is still bruce's princess!!

Gosh, i love them ~!! ヾ(≧∇≦)ゞ

(Sorry the gojo fic is taking some time!! Been a little busy recently but I'll get it done soon hopefully <3 !!)

[iamlituhrallybatman]

Clark is obsessed with Batman.

Older Superman who sees this younger superhero running around Gotham. Inexperienced in vigilantism, desperate and naive, in need of support. The first time he saves the man, Batman glares at him, and tells him to stay out of Gotham.

Does Clark listen? Of course not. It becomes his nightly routine to tune into Gotham, keeping an ear out for crime. Trying to guess if Batman will stop it, or if the criminals will get away. He even conceals his identity and explores Gotham, hoping to be caught up in a crime that requires Batman.

After a year, Superman approaches Batman to invite him to the Justice League. He's rejected immediately. But if there's one thing journalism has taught him, it's that you have to appeal to people's weak spot, persuade them to give up their reluctance to satisfy their morals. All it took was one intergalactic conflict that affected Earth, including Gotham. With no choice but to protect his city, Batman joins force with the League. If Clark might've instigated the conflict, well, that's no one's business but his.

After that, Batman admits having the Justice League would be nothing short of an advantage. But he doesn't exactly know how to approach them. They're all older, experienced heroes, he's still a relatively new vigilante. He can't expect them to just accept him. Except, there's a certain Superman willing to help.

Maybe Clark creates situations to make Batman dependent on him. Maybe he starts a rumor. Maybe Batman's history get revealed. Maybe Bruce's identity is at risk. Maybe Batman's plans are being sabotaged. Maybe Batman needs to be voted into thee team, or needs his plan to be taken seriously. Clark uses his seniority and founding member status to help integrate Bruce. Maybe other heroes who aren't allowed into the League as easily hate Batman for pulling strings (strings he didn't even know existed). So many situations of Clark's own making that have Bruce turning to him for help.

The first time Bruce shows up at his apartment, drenched in rain, begging Clark to help him find Green Lantern because an unknown element in his plan was tampered with, and Hal in injured in an unknown location, Clark's heart goes wild and blood rushes through his body. The first time Bruce shows up to his quarters in the Watchtower with food to discuss a case, he smiles to himself. His plan was working.

-- Insert picture of Clark giggling while staring at his bulletin board of all his plans and pictures and sticky notes with random things he's learned about Bruce --

[unicornconnor]

"Tamed god"

[supermans-babygirl-bruce]

Clark Kent is THE pathetic yearning fictional coded man

[l00106]