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Not today Justin
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Stranger Things

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Origami Around
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@wednesday-add-em
by david oxtaby
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Canāt Risk it
manifestations āØ
Fa sho
i think "tell me you said no. tell me you said no." will play on repeat in my head for the rest of eternity, burned into my frontal lobe until i'm ground to dust or fossilized millions of years from now. thank you neil
The tragedy in those words.
And our government does it again.
Dominic Raab resigns as Deputy PM following the publication of a report which was generated via an investigation into bullying.
His resignation letter for those who want it summarising; heās sorry not sorry and the investigation was flawed. And bullying threshold definition is too low or heād have been fine and thatās chilling for the future. Or something.
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What a prick
Radical reforms needed to tackle waiting times, says former health secretary
Go fuck yourself.
Thanks
EVERYBODY stop whatever the fuck you're doing.. and watch this masterpiece
ContrActionally obligated to watch this everytime it comes on the dash
This popped up, I pressed play hoping, it was exactly what I needed š„°š„°
This video is a blessing whenever it pops up on my dash. š„°
Never
Not
Reblog
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
Iād never, ever hurt a lady but Iād be happy to punch a feminist. Itād bring me great joy.
Iām 6ā2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if youād like to have some more optionsā¦.
Iām 6ā4ā 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking forĀ variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, iām like 5ā²4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz thatās adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyoneās ass
If one day I see this on my dash and DONāT reblog it assume Iām dead.
upgradeĀ
merry christmas ya filthy animal. (my 2015 holidays card. based off the home alone 2 poster. please donāt repost!)
I have never seen this before.
This is FANtASTIC!!!
This made my day. š
I laughed so hard! šš
depression tipsā¢
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.Ā
put on clean, comfortable clothes.Ā
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesnāt have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.Ā
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something thatās got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. donāt just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if itās ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and youāll feel like you accomplished something.Ā
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you donāt think youāre good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someoneās voice. if you canāt, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you donāt say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
Circulating. Seasonal depression is creeping around now.
Lets keep this moving
Valid tips all of them.
This is such good advice. I suspect when weāre at our lowest, some of the advice Iāve seen regardingĀ āself careā just seems exhausting. These are all small step options that make it worth crawling out of bed for.Ā
Iām sending out my warmest digital hugs to my besties who battle depression this time of year. You are beloved and beautiful and valued.Ā
Itās low profile
Captain America: Civil WarĀ (2016)
He got outta that thing like itās a clown car
out of all the cars he could have chosen (and itās canon that he knows how to steal modern cars) he picked the smallest, most uncomfortable car and stuffed in 3 grown ass beefy men. Incredible. Iām surprised they went along with it.
I guess he assumed the authorities wouldnāt be looking for three big beefy men in a little bitty car. Thereās a certain kind of logic to that. Mackie said he kept running it into the wall.
My favorite thing Mackie said about this car wasnāt just that Chris couldnāt drive it for shit, but also that no useable footage exists of Sebastian Stan getting out of the backseat because every time he tried, heād get stuck and everyone on set completely lost their shit.
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itās amazing how many men Iāve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iāve lost count of how many men Iāve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonās classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnāt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnāt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iām wishing Iād leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, āMy Liege!ā
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iām the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendās medication, and I didnāt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyāone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatās just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iād had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ālooked like a soldier.ā Iām not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUāVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itās called the Murder Strut.
ITāS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnāt find it. Iām so glad ITāS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let āem know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If thereās anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iām not moving for them, I canāt think of it atm.
Walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youāre gonna win the Indy 500 and donāt care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā
OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY āJUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGOā BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST
I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the āmurder strutā and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders
murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.
Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was justā¦how I walked. Amazingly effective.
In case you have forgotten. The Murder Strut works!
This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
is it working
Yes
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. iām palestinian
same energy
thereās more
SIGH
hereās another one
IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION
how does this get even worse
I think about once in a whileā¦
We have another oneā¦
This is the internet now tho šš
@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar
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Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! ššš
Itās funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are⦠idk if itās an education gap or purposeful ignorance.
The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they canāt be bothered to use it.
When you know politics but no facts
donāt take people too seriously on the internet
This hits different when combined with that āAmericans donāt learn other countries exist till theyāre in 5th Gradeā post from the other day.
Demily recently got another one lads
Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image mightāve been a gif of āfuck you,ā screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign āfuck youā
As a romanian person I gotta add this one too
This is my favourite post on this website
Y'all forgot the braille post too
Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics
Larry the Cat is no. 10ās official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade
When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen heās usually also hanging around outside so when thereās not much visual happening but they donāt want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry
He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in
He is the most competent person at No. 10
Hate will never win.
The North Remembers