A2’s Thighs

her🌸16🌸bisexual🌸don’t mind me im just your everyday piece of trash tumblrian

[rapunzelie]

I laugh every fuckin time I pass this sign

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

[unclefather]

disney: we’re taking all of our movies off of streaming services and we’re going to charge you $10 a month to watch them on our own streaming app

me: 

[azzpuzzy]

[unclefather]

whats it like being a dumbass

I don’t know because I can’t read this

[toastbutteregg]

[americanbitch]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

white people

[catchymemes]

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

[silverhawk]

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

[shu3laaa-deactivated20190219]

Me flirting: don’t sleep.

[natama-men]

[amplitudeandexcursion-deactivat]

*gentle gasp*

“dis booty”

[lesbiansnoopy]

Me at my cat after putting her in a funny hat: 

[cucumberofficial]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[comparingmeerkats]

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

[sailorbrazil]

despite having an IQ of 1 i am still alive guys