a nest of robins in her hair

any pronouns

[terrificpairofcomiclads]

Today is my 29th birthday

Please reply with your favourite Dan and Phil memes ❤️✌🏻❤️

[weedyrocksbaretotherain]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it

[kysluts]

i loveeeee when boys r pathetic n obsessed omg i dont want nonchalant i want u to jump across the room to reach your phone when i text u

[studsandswords]

all artistic women are secretly perverts and that’s why they’re so cool

[persianmom]

I need you to tell me how you feel about me in very specific detail without me ever asking

[communistphan]

interviewer: do you make a good living doing youtube these days?

dan: yes so about marrying phil,

[digitalvampyr]

was going for princess but i’m kinda the court jester

[will-gr4ham]

Okay so um this is really wow I just think that yknow

[kosmogrl]

[sisterdaniells]

am I allowed to say they looked incredibly hot in this video?

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[creepycrag]

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

[starfoozle]

Well this is a new one.

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

I was going to apologize for making this but then i realized i wasn’t sorry. danisnotonfire

[beemovieerotica]

[flowercrowndnp]

making heart eyes with his full ass out on youtube dot com

[phan-is-not-real]

what would you prefer your name to be if someone writes a fanfic? should they do a full phan-is-not-real or are not or pinr okay?

(got an ask about it and wanted to see what you think)

-@actuallynot-is-real

i'm on my way to your house with a knife

[phan-is-actually-real]

@actuallynot-is-real he's joking, we prefer not and actually <3

[phan-is-not-real]

do you want me to come over to yours instead

[phan-is-actually-real]

i wouldn't be opposed (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)