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According to a recently released Gallup poll, drinking in America hit a 25-year high in 2010 with 67% of Americans reporting that they had consumed alcoholic beverages. The other 33% were too drunk to properly answer the question.
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Meghan McCain, daughter of 2008 presidential candidate (and loser) John McCain, recently posted on Twitter that, "Brooklyn in general is not a fun experience for me, because I look and act nothing like Zooey Deschanel." @Brooklyn considered the comment and then corrected her, remarking that, "It's actually might not a fun experience because you look and act everything like Meghan McCain."
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Last weekend, visitors at the Natchaug State Forest were surprised to find piles of mail in the woods while horseback riding. The U.S. Postal Inspection Service is currently investigating how the mail ended up in the forest, while the North Pole Inspection Service is interrogating wayward delivery elves as to why they put it there.
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A report released yesterday by the United States Census Bureau revealed that the percentage of people who changed residences between 2010 and 2011 was only 11.6 percent, the lowest it's been since the bureau began tracking the data in 1948. The information inspired modern-day historians to officially label this tumultuous era as "The Great Staycation."
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The airline Ryanair recently announced that downloadable porn might soon be available on their flights. In order to prepare, sex toy companies have begun selling vibrators and cock rings that can be switched to 'Airplane Mode' as passengers attempt to join the mile-high club by themselves.
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Journalist David McRaney explains in his new book, You Are Not So Smart, that it is biologically impossible to maintain intimate relationships with more than 150 people at a time. McRaney also suggests that more socially-challenged people can resort to Twitter to maintain only 140 characters at a time.
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A professor from the University of Oklahoma was suspended without pay after it was revealed that he was allegedly using his students as test subjects for various secret research projects. Though the university is understandably upset over the professor's unethical practices, the students themselves are even more so, as they are now unable to officially add "human guinea pig" to their professional resumes.
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According to The Wall Street Journal, home builders are becoming more and more reluctant to build the once-ubiquitous "McMansions" due to the troubling economic times. In lieu of the garish suburban households, American consumers are instead focusing their attention on the reliable McRib.
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A 20-year-old girl is suing teen idol Justin Bieber for paternity and financial support after revealing that she believes her three-month-old son to be his child. The girl alledges that Bieber lost his virginity to her after his Los Angeles concert last October, and that he didn't wear a condom for the sex that lasted "approximately" 30 seconds. Coincidentally, Bieber's first time also marks the first time ever in which 30 seconds of sex has miraculously turned into both a baby AND 15 minutes of fame.
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Apostle Claver T. Kamau-Imani, the chairman of a conservative organization geared toward fellow African Americans, is promoting the Republican party to the black community with billboards across various states that proclaim, "G.O.P. is the New Black." Insiders for Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain said that Kamau-Imani's campaign has inspired him, and that he plans to revise his infamous 9-9-9 plan to better suit the African American community by offering every black voter Three Acres and an Elephant.
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A New Zealand woman surprised her boyfriend with a wedding after he came back from fishing during a daytime picnic she had planned. The man then suprised her with a murder-suicide themed reception.
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In an interview with CNBC, Texas Governor and 2012 presidential hopeful Rick Perry said that it is "fun to poke" at President Obama over the controversial issue regarding his birth certificate. Insiders on Perry's campaign admit that the governor does in fact have serious political issues confused with Facebook.
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Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy recently introduced legislation that would punish people who fradulently sell maple syrup that is not actually maple syrup. The MAPLE Act would make this a federal offense punishable by up to 5 years in prison. In light of the news, Mrs. Butterworth has come forward to announce the much-anticipated War on Syrup, urging consumers to just say 'no' to any illicit breakfast condiments.
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FedEx announced yesterday that they are anticipating a 12% increase in shipments between Thanksgiving and Christmas over the same time period last year. In other news, those downtrodden by the economy are 12% more likely to use alternate forms of transportation this upcoming holiday season.
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A 28-year-old woman recently died from rabies only four days after visiting her doctor and complaining of an inexplicably increased sex drive. According to doctors, this is one of the lesser-known symptoms of the disease, which also include a fear of water. Doctors also warn that the best way to avoid the disease is to not let an unshowered Ashton Kutcher bite you.
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The Navajo Nation is petitioning hip retailer Urban Outfitters to cease using the term 'Navajo' to describe products such as t-shirts, socks, and even a flask. Surprisingly, the store has decided to acquiesce to these requests, and even plans to begin appropriately labelling their products in relation to their origin of production. In compliance with this promise, the company is excited to announce its newest line of 'Made in China' tees, socks, flasks, and other miscellanous and unnecessary goods. All existing product designs will remain the same.
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CNN reporter Fareed Zakaria recently reflected on his 2009 interview with the now-deceased Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi, remarking that interviewing the autocrat "was like interviewing Yoda." He also revealed that we've had it wrong all along, and that Gadhafi was actually for the Rebel Alliance and secretly working with them to protect the Republic in a galaxy far, far away.
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