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Glinda upland's defense attorney

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[lexdelioncourt]

[theauvergne]

imagine u havent spoken to ur dad in years and then he publishes a book about gay vampires that sells millions of copies and u decide "hey maybe he's gotten his shit together from his recent successes since the last time we spoke" so u meet up with him for lunch and he brings this 27 year old with him that he says he met in dubai. and ur really uncomfortable and trying to warn him that this kid is gonna steal all of his money as subtly as u can without ruining lunch. and at the same time ur trying to figure out why he's wearing colored contact lenses and acrylic nails and he's also like extremely cold and ur like "okay maybe he's just trying to find himself and it's kind of cold in here ... he's old ... old ppl are sensitive" and then u find out he's a fucking vampire and the 27 year old isn't the sugar baby but instead the sugar daddy

[splrinky]

[thedykeparade]

[zhraekk]

passed two finals with good marks now i need to treat myself with some billford

[hambeast]

Dennis needs to be hit on. Make Robby jealous without meaning too. A handsome firefighter giving him his number, a cute patrol officer asking when his shift ends, a handsy parametric dropping off a patient asking when he's free.

Dennis has never had this kind of attention before and he doesn't know what to do with himself. He gently lets them all down (apart from the fire fighter because God he was hot.)

Make Robby's blood pressure shoot and hide his amlodipine.

[guinevera]

farmboy from nebraska with a sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern european gay porn said isaiah 40 i said oh i'm sure

[the-silliest46290]

When the toxic age gap yaoi so good I have to return to Tumblr

[blackvinyl]

[kosmogrl]

[martellspear]

missing her (female character that's just so special to me) hours

[syzygy-yzygy]

People who don't hyperfixate will never know the slightly horrible, completely impossible-to-replicate feeling of being so intensely invested in something it possesses you, takes over your waking thoughts and rides some weird line between being excited, anxious, and stressed as hell while still being entirely some other beast.

[weemssgf]

[weemssgf]

writer of RE8 said this some time ago:

[misericordieux]

I can't believe Vanessa Ives got imprisoned in a psych ward just because she couldn't tell she had a crush on her childhood best friend Mina...

[weemssgf]

[wistfulwatcher]

#be more married

[weemssgf]

they are so married I'm in so much pain