[oo845yt9uhh4y9853ooooo-deactiva]

[disarmd]

It’s hard not to feel a little bad for Bieber, for losing his monkey to Germany. I tell him I wouldn’t expect a teenager to be totally up-to-date on the ins and outs of German wildlife-transport policy. A shadow passes over his face. “Honestly, everyone told me not to bring the monkey. Everybody.” He says this with such gravity that I burst out laughing. Bieber does not. “Everyone told me not to bring the monkey. I was like, ‘It’s gonna be fine, guys!’ It was”—he shuts his eyes—“the farthest thing from fine.”

I read this GQ article about Bieber yesterday and I still laugh out loud every time I think of this quote.

IT WAS he shuts his eyes THE FARTHEST THING FROM FINE.

(via disarmd)

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

sometimes you or other blogs get anon messages like those talking about some gossip going around and I go look on twitter and find absolutely no one talking about what they're saying. where are they getting this??

out their asses 

[olivierassayas]

Matt Bomer with husband Simon Halls in Hawaii on May 20, 2015.

[harrysbroadshoulders]

harry choosing his shirt for the history mv

*flipping thru a high fashion catalog while wearing a silk robe and laying on a faux fur rug stroking a cat that isn’t even his* ok this is gonna be our last video as a group… i gotta look as Hoe as possible… go out with a bang.. lace sounds nice.. doesn’t it reginald? *reginald flees*

[softlyshine]

STOP IM SCREAMINGGGN

[weighthelove]

Nick: I realized on Saturday that it was one of my really good friend's birthdays tonight, so they're having a birthday dinner tonight.

Huw: You'll have to bring them to Maida Vale

Nick: Well I've suggested this, and they're like no, and I was like why? And they said "because that's your work commitment and I'm not going to celebrate my birthday at your work. I'll see you at dinner at eight."

[weighthelove]

Nick talking about Harry's bday 18.1.16

Nick: Are you going to that fifi?

Fiona: Yup. Are you? *crickets* right ok...

Nick: Do you know what I can't, I really want to go, but it's one of my friends birthdays and I completely...

Fiona: We were all supposed to go

Nick: We were all supposed to go but it's one of my friends birthdays and i forgot and they are having a dinner and I can't not go. They are never here. It's bro's before bands

Fiona: Get that on the tshirt everybody.

Nick: It's best frands before bands. That's a good one

[dajo42]

i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had to be reprinted with “wizard” replaced with “cool guy” and any mention of a magic spell replaced with “sweet trick”

[sniffytugboat]

The Ministry of Sweet Tricks

[annalikesthings]

#yer a cool guy harry

[kuwata-kun]

Every time I read this I start laughing bc I keep thinking about Harry’s utter disbelief that he could ever be a cool guy “I think you must have made a mistake. I don’t think I can be a cool guy”

[memewhore]

[tjspider]

Savage

[lordendsavior]

“I’m Nick Grimshaw David Attenborough and those are the wonders of the Belizean world” (hiyagrimmy on snapchat, 7 January 2016)

[prokopetz]

Random Headcanon: The reason the Wizarding World in Harry Potter uses such arse-backwards technology isn’t cultural elitism. (Well, not entirely.) Rather, it’s because if you enchant anything more complicated than a screwdriver, it tends to become sentient over time. Devices that use electricity are particularly bad for this, and almost always “wake up” eventually. Arthur Weasley’s car going rogue and running off to live in a forest is actually a fairly favourable outcome; the students still tell horror stories about what happened to the guy who smuggled in (and subsequently enchanted) a digital wristwatch.

[weighthelove]

person: why are you dressed so nice today?

me: i am distressed by the fact my mind and soul inhabit a physical body. i accessorize, clothe and ornament this fleshy encasement in an attempt to cope with my visceral despair in reaction to inescapable confinement in a corporal form

[ethiopienne]

i can’t stop thinking about this tweet

[lonelyroommp3]

imagine a parks and recreation-style show but set in the ministry of magic

[1esknineteen]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.