🎀 no brain , no gain 💪

determined weightlifter, photographer and illustrator often in the middle of an existential crisis. lover of cats, warm drinks, summer weather, the colour red. 

[despicablewench]

[catchymemes]

[gingersofficial]

[thenatsdorf]

[matissethecatto]

decadénce

[super-mollio]

First thing I ever wanted to truly tag

[lovelyardie]

Slinky

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[falastinniya]

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

[weightliftingandribbons]

Hello there 👋 I haven't made a real post in a long time, and Idk if I will ever go back do doing it frequently but I know some of the people who were following me when I was at my lowest are still here (hello, again) and I wanted to post about today being the first day as an employee at the design studio I have been working at for almost two years. I spent 10 months as an independent contractor and a year as an intern and while lately I was getting more secure vibes about my role there, it's hard to believe that until you sign a paper. Especially after the disappointing work experiences I had in the past. I am an employee for the first time in my life, with all the benefits, from the chance at retirement to paid vacations and sick days. For three years. And I love my job. Even when we're working on chaotic badly organised projects. Of course I love it more when I get to draw the world with a specific polymer (evidence in the photos above). But at the end of each day I'm happy. And to those of you who were there when I was depressed and unemployed, come here so I can buy you a beer. I can afford that now.

[zilliumgrist-deactivated2018123]

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

Entire cat: wonderful, perfect

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

This is the 10th one of these flowers Slash has stolen and brought home.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Here is number 11…

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Here’s his third catch of the night. And that second photo is his face right after I told him “People on the internet love your flower catching skills, Mr. Slash!”

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Guess what Mr. Slash is up to tonight?

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

And, he’s back at it again tonight.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He got another one, and he is proud of himself.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He brought in another one tonight. Thank you, Mr. Slash!

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

He is so beautiful 😭

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He’s aware of that, and loves being told that. :P

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Sometimes, he will hold my hand when I ask him about the flowers.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He brought these two flowers in last night, and decided to pose for me when I put them near him to take photos.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Plot twist! He brought back a hibiscus tonight instead of the usual ones. He must be feeling more tropical.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He’s back to the normal ones now…

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Even when it’s raining, he still decides to go and find these. Good thing for him that whatever breed of cat he is, he has remarkably water-resistant fur!

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He had a very busy night while everyone was asleep last night… (Also, if you haven’t seen it, there is a video of him that’s great, too: http://thoughts-of-an-x-factor.tumblr.com/post/164359705193/mr-slash-knows-how-to-get-his-own-cat-treats-out )

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He had a busy night while I was watching SummerSlam.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He gave us one more last night, bringing his total from last night to 6! That’s a new one-night record for him!

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Mr. Slash’s flower hunting adventure master post keeps on growing.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He was back at it again today.

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And two more from last night…

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Thank you, Mr. Slash!

[nyx-ffxiv]

Such a good kitty!

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He is!

[bleedthewineunholy]

I wish Oreo brought me flowers instead of birds, lizards, mice, and squirrels 😂😂

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Mr. Slash even wanted to hold hands after giving me this one. He’s a special cat. :D

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He was asleep this morning after bringing me this one last night…

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Two more gifts from Mr. Slash tonight.

[angstriddentrashhuman]

Please tell Mr. Slash I love him.

[musicalhell]

Feeling sad? Have a big fluffy kitty bringing flowers to his people.

[disgustinganimals]

down the block is a person who is inexplicably losing all the flowers in her garden

[hiveswaphomestucker-deactivated]

@thoughts-of-an-x-factor did you ever find out where Mr. Slash got the flowers from? I’m so curious now!!

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Oh! I’ve explained it before, but I know some people haven’t seen the explanation, so here it is: Mr. Slash has made friends with an elderly woman who lives about three houses down from me. He gets the flowers from her garden. They are Camellias, so they grow, and fall off the bush by the handful, and he goes over there at night, and takes every single one from the ground, to bring back to me. So, when I said he was stealing them, it was somewhat inaccurate. It’s actually more like he’s helping an old woman clean her garden up, and giving me gifts at the same time. She knows who he is, and where he comes from, and knows what he does.

[mugwomps]

This is delightful, and what a beautiful cat he is!

[wlwellbutrin]

a man: my girlfriend burned down my crops, murdered me in cold blood and drained my entire 401k to pay for her getaway limo

me: yeah but what did you do first though

[demilypyro]

Where’s that song that’s like “It’s the best day ever cause I’m a stupid fucking cat and I don’t know I’m gonna die”

[warpedlamp]

[demilypyro]

👌

[theweirdwideweb]

[chefgoldblums-deactivated201809]

hannah gadsby, nanette (2018)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

[queereyedaily]

tan is scared of dogs

[luvcoure-deactivated20190424]

me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck

[catsuggest]

good morninge ! youm have 35 second to place the food into the bowl … or else

[esentadevanilie]

or else what

[catsuggest]