friend of strange little bugs

robin • 20f • deranged and unapologetic

[bumbumtugboat]

blue hour in rural New Brunswick

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[evilalienmush]

evil cursed morning where im evil and curse you

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[kosmogrl]

[pmamtraveller]

"Everything Appears as it is: Infinite" by Alex Dodge

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

the hair literally makes you less sticky

[kingcatnine]

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

[thomasmomwell]

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[dogpuppy]

[cruzfucker]

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

[cornfield-cryptid]

Game of Walking Bad

[wowwforever]

[rabidwolf2point0]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love everyone's cat

[kosmogrl]

[devilmeows]

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Just once I want to be asked to participate in such a study

[mintbecrazy]

that's like. Biblically Accurate Drug. You are just stimulating the fucking nerves. You are playing with The Pleasure Root. You try it once and you crave this shit your whole life after. There is no return. This is a one way ticket. You can do this just once for one second to a person and get them into depression for life. All in all dont. You Dont want it. Dont do Ultimate Perfect Drug kids.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Trust me I only need to press the button once okay