friend of strange little bugs

robin • 20f • deranged and unapologetic

[bumbumtugboat]

blue hour in rural New Brunswick

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

the hair literally makes you less sticky

[kingcatnine]

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

[thomasmomwell]

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[dogpuppy]

[cruzfucker]

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

[cornfield-cryptid]

Game of Walking Bad

[wowwforever]

[rabidwolf2point0]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love everyone's cat

[kosmogrl]

[devilmeows]

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Just once I want to be asked to participate in such a study

[mintbecrazy]

that's like. Biblically Accurate Drug. You are just stimulating the fucking nerves. You are playing with The Pleasure Root. You try it once and you crave this shit your whole life after. There is no return. This is a one way ticket. You can do this just once for one second to a person and get them into depression for life. All in all dont. You Dont want it. Dont do Ultimate Perfect Drug kids.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Trust me I only need to press the button once okay

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever met your great grandparents?

Have you ever met your great grandparents?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[uvb76fan]

new research just came out showing that women's eggs do not genetically age almost at all from age 20 to age 42 and birth defects correlated with parental age are probably nearly exclusively related to the father's age

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I did a line of dewdrops this morning