friend of strange little bugs

robin • 20f • deranged and unapologetic

[bumbumtugboat]

blue hour in rural New Brunswick

[bogleech]

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

[amazoogle]

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

[guy-cordyceps]

it’s nothing that 100 house centipedes can’t fix

[woman-respecter]

that one friend who is too woke voice: all smartphones being fucking massive w no smaller option is misogyny

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[hamletthedane]

[July 14th Puzzle spoiler below]

I cannot fucking believe that IS in the dictionary.

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[evilalienmush]

evil cursed morning where im evil and curse you

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[kosmogrl]

[pmamtraveller]

"Everything Appears as it is: Infinite" by Alex Dodge

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

the hair literally makes you less sticky

[kingcatnine]

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

[thomasmomwell]

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from