rather too many cats

too fuckin old•british•probably•dweeb noun\ˈdwēb\ an unattractive, insignificant, or inept person I like a lot of things.

[troutmemo]

alex young singing my wicker man from the wicker husband, 2018

for @antigonesghosts

[pettycentral]

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[anyboli]

This page from one of my history books looks like a lesbian utopia.

Source: Reclaiming Lost Ground by Neale McGoldrick & Margaret Crocco

[anyboli]

Very similar vibes - this 1899 illustration from Puck of butchy (for the time) lesbians looking like the coolest, hottest women to ever walk the earth

[weirdlikeafox]

So like, I have plans and sketches for more of these. But for now you can print out some y3 lolloping sidekicks and, like, just hold them by their scruffs or pin them to your walls idk please enjoy.

[weirdlikeafox]

Spilsbury Spilsbury introducing Bernard Spilsbury

[cilantrhoes]

[troutmemo]

roshani abbey at the whatsonstage awards, 8th march 2026 (x)

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

[assiraphales]

one of the biggest tragedies of early 2010s tumblr is that the devil (bbc sherlock) took root as the face of johnlock when the guy ritchie films were RIGHT there

[assiraphales]

like come ON

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[bisonwares]

BIG OLE CATFISH

Compared to the regular sized fish I make to the right! Still a work in progress but she's starting to come to life :)))

Sewing her belly now

[nayohme]

worlds most notorious simon and garfunkel apologist

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Noel Torious

[coughloop]

Apollo Gist

[radiation]

Cy Monan

Garth Uncle

[nayohme]

all of you see me after class

[weirdlikeafox]

So like, I have plans and sketches for more of these. But for now you can print out some y3 lolloping sidekicks and, like, just hold them by their scruffs or pin them to your walls idk please enjoy.

[raylangivins]

has everyone seen the website that gives you a rothko for your local weather?

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]