rather too many cats

too fuckin old•british•probably•dweeb noun\ˈdwēb\ an unattractive, insignificant, or inept person I like a lot of things.

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Smiling Bats

Bodleian Library, MS. Ashmole 304; 13th century; England, St. Albans; f.47v

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[welton4jones]

Hannah Waddingham for The Guardian, Saturday 18th July 💚💚💚

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[mjn-air]

this feels like a Cabin Pressure plot

[loveridden1999]

[elekanahmennahmen]

Alex Young stuns as mother this time round

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Voting ended onJul 14

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[doomedmutual]

[hypersensationalism]

what would you pick

wait a year

do 9/11

Voting ended onJul 3

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

somehow got the perfect percentage

[laminatorman]

i feel like tumblr would appreciate the Rivers of London series.

like we have:

Narrator/main character who wanted to be an architect and describes all buildings in very specific terminology who also can recognise when ghosts are from because of their clothes because he watched too much Doctor Who

Debatably immortal guy from the 40s, canonically aroace, dead wife character is some guy he knew who died in the war, gets annoying about Latin conjugations

Terrifying housemaid who eats people. also writes rpf about the first two characters and posts it on ao3

Toby the dog

The living embodiment of a river, very slay

Police officer whose face fell off

Isaac Newton - the father of modern magic

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[willabnormal]

If you have a UK address there is a gov.uk petition at the moment for an investigation into the effects of Section 28.

Section 28 banned the mention of or "promotion" of being gay within schools and ushered in decades of silence and violence in this country. Its impact is currently unrecorded, but keenly felt. With the UK currently banning the discussion of being transgender in schools, libraries and other public spaces, along with the bathrooms guidance, we run a risk of repetition. We need statistics on what Section 28 did to two generations of queer people.

Please sign if you can, it needs 100,000 signatures to be considered. Non-UK residents please reblog.

Petition: Launch a public inquiry into the impact of Section 28 on LGBTQ people

We call on the Government to launch a public inquiry into the impact of Section 28 of the Local Government Act (1988) which specified that L

[people-too]