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smokefuneral-deactivated2015020

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

corporatebigwig

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mangotea

You forgot these heros

ljutefisk

drgrlfriend

Jeremy Renner is a menace and he must be stopped.

sevdrag

Jeremy Renner should always be addressed by his full name, Jeremy Renner, in my opinion.

Dear whoever wrote this, marry me lmao

#im so glad im not the only one being punched in the gut every time i see one of these

yulenaas

Good morning!!

#camilla whomst????

girlscout

Look at my arm right there. You see that? I got that when I was 18 years old, and I’ll tell you something: I regret it, cause this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because I loved that cheese then. So I get the cow, and I go in there and I’m a little drunk… and I said, “Gimme that cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese… ” And now I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendan. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendan, take a look at my chest. You know what that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita Banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I’ve got trademarked products all over my body. It’s like going to a market. Because I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me.

justsomeantifas

Outstanding

kristina100000

girl mutual: not to sound like jenny holzer but the inherent truth of womanhood lies in its pain. women are daily forced to put effort into standing in their own womanhood. especially gay women. every woman is different. every woman is her own woman, there is no real definition of a woman. you are your own woman. also my parents are fighting in the other room and im on my late afternoon adderall. *one gifset of possession (1981) and probably a beach house song* also did i mention im lactose intolerant, i found out three days ago

me higher than the eiffel tower:

derezzcartes

frontflip

bonnieventure

“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them"

“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing” “ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now" “why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper” “wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cliff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”