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@mellifluousserenity is bae. GOSSIP GIRL WAS MY SHIPPING WOMB 24. France. 5th year Law student in Human Rights. Feminist. Christian. Idealist. Pescetarian. Supportive of every peaceful and respectful ethnic, religious and sexual community, minority or not, because every single person is important. I follow back. Unless you're a porn blog or a hate blog (even about a ship or crackship I dislike). My ask box is always open, so feel free to ask me anything. You'll never bother me ;). I don't take anons anymore because anon hate and social justice warriors who obviously don't know what justice is and how to properly advocate for social equality almost had me lose faith in humanity. So you can send me hate and sjw's bs, but won't be able to do it on anon. Please avoid sending me chain ask, I don't like it very much. Other than that, EVERYTHING WILL BE ANSWERED. I love you all.♥ Follow me on TV Time Follow me on Spotify 13 Reasons Why 90210 American Horror Story Arrow Attack On Titans Band of Brothers Bates Motel Black Sails Borgia Broadchurch Da Vinci's Demons Death Note Desperate Housewives Downton Abbey Dracula Empire Eyewitness Faking it Finding Carter Flesh and Bone Game of Thrones Glee Gossip Girl Grey's Anatomy Hellcats How To Get Away With Murder Jane by Design Jane the Virgin Kyle XY Looking Lost Make it or Break it Masters of Sex Merlin Misfits Mozart in the Jungle Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time In Wonderland One Tree Hill Orange Is The New Black Orphan Black Outlander Oz Pretty Little Liars Queer As Folk Ravenswood Real Humans Reign Rome Samurai Champloo Sense8 Shadowhunters Shameless Siberia Skam Skins Smallville Spartacus Teen Wolf The 100 The a Word The Bible The Borgias The Flash The Fosters The Girlfriend Experience The Knick The Leftovers The Lying Game The Originals The Pacific The Royals The Secret Circle The Tudors The Tunnel The Vampire Diaries The White Queen The Young Pope This is England Tokyo Ghoul True Blood Tut Twisted Under The Dome Un paso adelante UnReal Vikings You're the Worst Yuri!!! On Ice

[mysharona1987]

[bender-rodrigas]

What a legend

[thivus]

free my man santa

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

“I’m just a bitch with money and power, but I make it look good.”

— Narcissa Malfoy [probably sipping a martini]

[gaywrites]

ICYMI: In which a 13-year-old boy comes out to his best friend via text message, and adorable unconditional support ensues. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay, my friend. (via BuzzFeed) 

[fuckoverterfs]

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

[pixidusttt]

I also love how often the word bro was used

[lostinthelowercase-deactivated2]

This is the proper way to be a bro.

[jackadorian]

# how to bro 101

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[intoasylum]

Tiffany Haddish for W Magazine

Bonus+

[jehovahhthickness]

Me when I’m wealthy af.

[amethyst-dreams-and-candy-canes]

I ain’t even mad at her

[marauders4evr]

You notice how Trump demolished the food safety laws and now, in the past month, we haven’t been able to eat lettuce, eggs, Tyson chicken, and watermelon because there are huge bacteria outbreaks? 

Interesting… 🤔 🤔 🤔 

[trishmishtree]

lettuce (x)

eggs (x)

chicken (x)

watermelon (x)

[thankyousirmayihaveanother]

and here’s a link to an article talking about the changes trump has made to food safety protections

[tiltilla]

There are really people going, “So take it up with the companies, don’t expect the government to protect you.”

1) That’s the government’s job. The exact purpose of having a government.

2) That is reactive. Meaning people have to needlessly get sick and die in order for change to happen, instead of just having common sense guidelines in place for prevention of disease spread.

3) It’s REALLY hard to make multi-billion dollar corporations change their ways, without some legal backing.

[alanaisalive]

Even before Trump, America had pretty lax food safety, compared to European standards. And he went ahead and made it worse anyway.

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[thiefqueenftw]

We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother

[racervonschweetz-deactivated201]

IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

[hilomiloovo-deactivated20180415]

Reblog if you actually have made great friendships on tumblr.

[lynati]

[jazzybot4]

PREACH

[pyroteknich]

Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.

[tamagotchihelpline]

Y. E. S.

[theoldestchorusgirlintheworld]

The thing that always gets me is how we still frame the idea of trying to be a good caring person as a huge laborious inconvenient inherent sacrifice instead of deeply comforting and rewarding and beneficial to one’s own self and a fundamental human need. Like joke really is on us, the loneliness of modern life is not mysterious. 

[i-remember-picnics-deactivated2]

Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

And the roast continues 😂

[firebirdscratches]

DWAYNE

[frostyemma]

[adragonwithbalanceissues]

I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

[moonthymes]

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

[the-prolefeed]

Why do you think they deserve it

[killin-the-machine]

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

[the-prolefeed]

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

[teaboot]

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

[just-queer-things]

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

[i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom]

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

[smarter-than-the-republicans]

Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking “Where’s my money?!”

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]