SLEEP WELL, AND OFTEN

My dog died two years ago and I haven’t been right since. Transgender lesbian.

[toomuchtimelost]

[weirdware]

I’m stalking their blog and thinking about calling them. Im not gonna do it but I really want to. There is barely room for them in my life and I don’t know that I even want them back in it but I do miss them badly and I wish we could be friends again

[weirdware]

I have new friends now, new lovers, new fascinations, new bonds, new neuroses, new interests, new problems. I don’t need people from what feels like years ago but has barely been any time at all. I don’t have room for old faces, old grievances, old problems, but I want to have to make space for them

[weirdware]

I’m stalking their blog and thinking about calling them. Im not gonna do it but I really want to. There is barely room for them in my life and I don’t know that I even want them back in it but I do miss them badly and I wish we could be friends again

[swagophile]

event organizers pulled me aside and told my appearance was scaring the human tourists. i told them that they will soon know the gentle touch and firm hand of my will. one of the event organizers told me i have to leave but the other one really wished to give me a 'blowjob', of course, sex is beneath me, however i am not one to turn down acts of adoration. it is only natural after all

[swagophile]

ooh my ggodwait shea really good atit gdhskjsjmdjanfjsk

[swagophile]

i've been allowed to stay.

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[milkytiddyboy]

Umm... A little help?

[pseudomantis]

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[tails-sanguineous]

the cursed blade compels you to grind against it between your legs

[maxfact]

Fucking ow wtf why did you compel me to do that

[maxfact]

FUCK WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT????

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[brucebocchi]

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

[tatzelwurming]

ok you can come out with us but i’m assigning you a 2 drink maximum since last time you proclaimed an oath of vengeance to the entire bar

[thejessc0de]

shokohime weddingggg

[auramgold]

[fanatic-panic]

spider8reath frum @jakewag's AU bc c0ns1der me 0BSESSED w th0se c0m1cs