Meh

So little time

[dsmsix]

[dsmsix]

[street-of-mercy]

*comes out of the Roman Senate Bar covered in red splatter* you should see the other guy

the other guy:

[jethroq]

[lurlur]

This Mother's Day, there's really only one gift you should be considering...

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[edit: image description written by @womanfredvonkarma ]

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[zipstick]

[nick-nonya]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[eddiethegiantlibrarian]

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

[paracosmspaces2002]

Here ya go sport, go wild

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[zipstick]

[nick-nonya]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[jediplinth]

You can only post this once a year

[winged-fool]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

[inthefallofasparrow]

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Happy knife day everyone \o/

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[digby-official]

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

[ariaste]

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"