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fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦♀️
Elon Musk personally stepped in to unban the guys who posted pictures of my address and the inside of my apartment and then permanently banned my account for making a gay for pay joke yeah alright whatever man
remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world
Cats that are REALLY human socialized and tolerant of touching are so funny. You can just grab them and pick them up. Boneless. Squish their little face in your hand. They love it. But what's funnier is when you get used to one of those and then absentmindedly pet a normal cat weirdstyle and they're like MYAGH?? & you're just like ykw you're right my bad girl
Grabbing a cat and kind of wiggling it back and forth will have wildly varying results depending on if the cat is normal or boneless
cream cheese bagel ending explained
i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep
cream cheese bagel ending explained explained
I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
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congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”
Abeny Nhial by Paolo Roversi for Danielle Frankel F/W 2026 Collection
she can’t read
guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?
guy who lives near a construction site:
Losing my mind over death by freak pickleball accident
Opponent hit the pickleball so hard that he got Kirked
I read the article to find out and what they mean by "freak pickleball accident" is that he fell over while playing pickleball