If I fuck it up that's cool, it's art.

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Top Halloween Favorites on Netflix

The Nightmare Before Christmas: This class Tim Burton movie about about a pumpkin king who wants to take over Christmas. 

Pontypool: A psychological thriller in which a deadly virus infects a small Ontario town.

The Others: A woman who lives in a darkened old house with her two photosensitive children becomes convinced that her family home is haunted.

The Addams Family: Con artists plan to fleece the eccentric family using an accomplice who claims to be their long lost Uncle Fester.

Creep: When a videographer answers a Craigslist ad for a one-day job in a remote mountain town, he finds his client is not at all what he initially seems.

Housebound: A would-be thief is remanded to the custody of her estranged mother, who turns out to be correct in her assertion that evil spirits are afoot in their family domicile.

American Mary: The allure of easy money sends Mary Mason, a medical student, into the world of underground surgeries which ends up leaving more marks on her than her so called “freakish” clients.

V/H/S: When a group of misfits is hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house and acquire a rare VHS tape, they discover more found footage than they bargained for.

The Babadook: A single mother, plagued by the violent death of her husband, battles with her son’s fear of a monster lurking in the house, but soon discovers a sinister presence all around her.

Odd Thomas: In a California desert town, a short-order cook with clairvoyant abilities encounters a mysterious man with a link to dark, threatening forces.

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[silk101]

It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will gravitate.

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[culturenlifestyle]

Exquisite Photography Series That Depicts Dried Flowers and Tea Sets

Artist, wife and mother, Marina Malinovaya spends her leisure hours orchestrating extravagant photographic compositions using dried up flowers, leaves and tea sets.

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Lemon Jack Delta-8 processed by Guild Extracts

[wheresthedamnlighter]

THE FUCK IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO CLEAR

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Enjoying this bucket of Purple Urkel sauce and some pup time on this beautiful Saturday

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Navigator pup 👩🏻‍✈️ (at Florence, Massachusetts)

[osointricate]

Tips for living alone

Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.

Get a lock for your bedroom door.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.

Keep your phone/a phone in your room.

Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.

Adopt a pet

Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.

Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.

If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.

Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.

Learn the self-Heimlich

When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk what else

[thefisherqueen]

If you live in an one-room apartment, put a screen around your bed. It’ll feel less like you visit people, esp. strangers, into your bedroom. Also you’ll feel much safer sleeping in the enclosure. Cook enough for a few meals each time you cook, and freeze the extra food. That way you’ll prevent things from expiring and it’s great when you don’t feel like cooking or have no time or energy for it.

Give a key to someone near you trust, or hid it somewhere few people will look, like up in a tree. Shutting yourself out isn’t nice, esp. not at night. Put something translucent like curtains or stickers for windows where people can walk past or look in. You’ll feel less watched that way.

Put some contant money somewhere in your room. Good to have in case your bag gets lost or stolen. 

Feeling lonely? Remember, online contacts are not less valuable.

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I would say maybe set reminders for everything too. Taking meds/vitamins, working out, going to sleep, waking up.

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Buy a small fan for white noise at night if you’re the kind (like me) that gets anxious at all the little ambient noises that ANY building can supply in the dark. Don’t watch scary movies in the dark by yourself, with no visitors. NETFLIX, if you can afford it. It’s also useful because you can watch movies / shows with your online buddies at the same time, miles and states and (sometimes even) countries apart.

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get an app like safetrek. never walk into allies or empty streets if there is a more populated/well-lit route to your destination. keep emergency contacts in your wallet and a red cross card with your blood type on it in case anything happens. carry a list of medications you’re allergic to, if any. 

walking around with a headset or headphones discourages people from yelling at you on the street, and it’s easier to escape from hasslers. however, it’s pretty advisable to not have anything actually playing so you can be aware of your surroundings. if anything, have it at low volume.

if you get grabbed on the street (this used to happen to me a lot), immediately scream, and the person will usually get startled, giving you time to get away. 

if you feel like you’re in a really bad place, call someone, or even pretend like you’re calling someone. say where you are. act like you’re planning on meeting up with them. be loud about it. make it seem like someone will notice if you go missing, even for a little bit.

also u should look up manufacturer’s coupons like damn i feel like a successful suburban mom every time i walk into cvs and save 2 dollars on my toothbrushes

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PSA PSA EVERYBODY NEEDS

[fetishweekly]

Can you answer with all the tutorials you have post? I would love if you put them all <3

Sure! ♥

I also had another anon ask for which ones don’t impede the groin area, so I asterisked* those

Mirror Harness

Fishbone Bodysuit

Six Ring Harness

Haze Harness *

Side-Hitch Harness

Weave Harness

Sidearm Harness

Coinbasket Harness

Lovers Harness

Consequence Collar & Cuffs

Consequence Rope Gag

Tortoise Shell Bodysuit

Samurai Tie

Dragonfly Sleeve

Hitachi Harness

Hip Harness *

Leg Ladder *

Versatile Ladder *

3 Sorts of Hand Ties *

Pearl Harness & Wrist Cuffs *

Corset Harness *

Hogtie *

Frog Tie *

How to Bundle Rope

♥ Hazel 

[fetishweekly]

Full list of tutorials updated!

[hannalgrace]

Just a gentle reminder that I am no longer associated with WYSF. I think it’s rather horrendous that a blog that gained its entire following based on submissions—submissions from everyday people who are not professional or amateur models by any means, but rather people finding joy in simple self portraiture—has now been taken over by a model who has essentially closed off submissions, and turned the space into a “fine art photography/model” space only, excluding those who built the platform in the first place.

They are reblogging a lot of my old work, so that’s my PSA.

[welcometomy-socalledlife]

I remember when I first came onto Tumblr and I submitted there. Its sad to come back after several years and see they have changed so much

[boguskudos]

Things I Never Learned In High School

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How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

[jedi-giraffe]

didn’t learn any of this in college either

[clevergirlhelps]

yoooooo (part II)

How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

BONUS

How the stock market works (and how to invest)

How insurance works (house, car, life)

Good meals for under $10

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What she says: I’m fine What she means: What time period does A Series of Unfortunate Events actually take place? There is mention of horse-drawn carriages, but also of motor cycles and automobiles, but the way the three Baudelaires dress is indicative of the nineteen hundred-something’s. Characters are dressed in both early twentieth century clothing as well as up to date clothing. There is mention of computers, fax, and phones but some things seem rather dated. What time in history is it??

[dork-larue]

I remember reading an interview with Lemony Snicket when I was a kid, where they basically asked him that exact question. 

His answer was “the year of the Rat”.

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