The BTS Life

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The front man's spotify playlist

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Crow after eating Jungkook:

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Psychology: Central Nervous System (CNS)

Me: 🐔🍜

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Seokjin: Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Jungkook: Because they didn't have electricity and the sun didn't exist back then

Seokjin: ..............

Seokjin: Yeah, that sounds about right

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Me: Bangtan B-

Yoongi, Namjoon, Seokjin, Hoseok:

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Hoseok: Don't follow me

Dog:

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Being BTS's manager for a day:

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BTS as things my college peers have said.

Kim Seokjin (Jin): I might have failed my exam, but at least I looked good while doing it.

Min Yoongi (Suga): *Shivers* Oh sorry I just thought about capitalism 

Jung Hoseok (J-hope): Do you think if I scream we can get out of class early?

Kim Namjoon (RM): I’m going to fail this test *ends up getting a 106 somehow*

Park Jimin: *Laughs at everything the teacher says*

Kim Taehyung (V): This schoolwork is hurting my brain so I'm just going to take a nap. *falls asleep in library*

Jeon Jungkook: I may be able to lift these weights but I sure as hell can't lift this grade.

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Underaged ARMYs listening to Dionysus:

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Yoongi's verse in Boy with Luv

Me:

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Me thinking that Save Me was going to end on a happy note, but of course not because what is happiness? Is that German?

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Yoongi: Let's play the quiet game.

Taehyung: What? No we're too old for that.

Yoongi: 3

Jungkook: We're not babies ya know?

Yoongi: 2

Jimin: We will not let a game control us.

Yoongi: 1

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Jimin: ...

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"YOU BROKE FUCK!"

Namjoon:

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BTS as A Christmas Story quotes

Kim Seokjin (Jin) ~

"Fraa-jeel-aay! Huh! Must be Italian!"

Min Yoongi (Suga) ~

[unveiling his major award] "Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?"

Jung Hoseok (J-hope) ~

 "I told you not to use Lifebuoy!"

Kim Namjoon (RM) ~

" I slowly began to realize that i was not going to be destroyed."

Park Jimin (Jimin) ~

"You were always jealous of this lamp!"

Kim Taehyung (V) ~

"Downtown Hohman was preparing for this yearly baccanalia of peace on Earth and goodwill to men."

Jeon Jungkook (Jungkook) ~

"Oooh fuuudge! [narrating] Only I didn't say "fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the Queen-Mother Of Dirty Words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!"

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BTS as How the Grinch Stole Christmas quotes

Kim Seokjin (Jin) ~

"Oh, the Who-manity!"

Min Yoongi (Suga) ~

"6:30 dinner with me. I can't cancel that again."

Jung Hoseok (J-hope) ~

"We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die! Mommy, tell it to stop!"

Kim Namjoon (RM) ~

"One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri."

[Max barks]

"I don't know, it's some kind of soup."

Park Jimin (Jimin) ~

"Did I have a crush on the Grinch? Of COURSE not."

"Uh... I didn't ask you that."

Kim Taehyung (V) ~

"Everybody seems to kerbabbled. Isn't this just a little superfluous?"

Jeon Jungkook (Jungkook) ~

"They nursed you. They clothed you. Here they are! Your old biddies!"

"Are you two still living?"

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