Welcome to the Dark Side

40 year old nerd and artist. Just a blog of things I enjoy. Feel free to send me an ask.

[justme--48]

[thedankmemes]

[waskitty]

i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun

[worldscoolest]

[welcometothedarkside25]

Love this movie...

[lipsredxasarose]

[xultraviolentlightx]

Hey, I’m looking for a volunteer who’s willing to let me put my fingers inside them.

[starlit-meadow]

second base is when I show you my pokemon binder

[sinningfemme]

sorry for acting gross perverted obsessed & deranged. it’s cause i am gross perverted obsessed & deranged

[dreamy-xo]

fyi theres a 50/50 chance that that tumblr man you’re talking to clawed his way here from the darkest pits of hell to torture you on his quest to satiate his deep rooted insecurities

[justme--48]

84

[welcometothedarkside25]

84 for me. Just missing during a power outage and in another country.

[edith-gaines]

[its-hellbaby-deactivated2022022]

this hits different

[ghostriderskull]

[victusinveritas]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.

Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.

[creepymutelilbugger]

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[welcometothedarkside25]

😆

[liberalsarecool]

Elect Democratic Socialists. #DSA

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Shit we’re in the 2020s. We gotta get out of here Marty.