[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

[butterflypeaflowertea]

her impact…

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[electronicgallery]

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings With Stuff They Can Find at Home, Here Are The Results

Even though most of us are stuck at home and can't go out and enjoy art in museums, that doesn't mean that life is boring or uncultured. The Getty Museum in Los Angeles challenged art fans to post photos of themselves recreating their favorite works of art from the safety of their homes. People responded with a lot of enthusiasm and flooded social media with their unique artistic interpretations.

[nwmia]

< 333

[browsedankmemes]

I have found my people via /r/memes https://ift.tt/30SsuQv

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[marsixm]

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

[loona-tv]

loona ☆ every so what stage

[aiiizawa]

SING, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC

[aiiizawa]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA

[tredlocity]

@ghoulsjw​

[kibumkim]

'tis better to have jopped and lost than never to have jopped at all

[kitty]

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

[nerroart]

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

@ruthless-rage

[trollkatt]

Must… reblog… always…

[marbienl13]

@quarra @xantissa the sounds… it’s so cute!

[gatorfisch]

If this is going around and I don’t reblog it, something is wrong

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[raainstorms]

I am your servant. Whatever you need.

[wetcatsoleum]

*listens to Baby You Are by exo *

[marilyndraws]

I am completely enamored with the space cowboy dad and his force-sensitive green baby

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[drunkenssoldier]

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

[girlwhoiscrying-deactivated2020]

i love adult emailing its so funny ……its just like……many thanks….kind regards………… please find attached the completed document…….many thanks.pdf

[killerqueenbi]

Hey full offense but how many words are we going to invent before y’all realize that it’s Just bisexuality

[frogmp3]

the notes on this post… OP is braver than every US marine