Enoch

"Quirked up primordial ooze busting it down sexual style" "The universe wouldn't have made me horny if it didn't want me to fuck" "I'd rather take his kidneys than his toenails" -Me 26/🏳️‍⚧️/🇨🇦

[primrosing]

i am a soyboy thru and thru. i love tofu, miso, soy milk, edamame, soy curls, tvp, soysauce. the soy bean has given us so much, god bless her

[well-oh-dear]

[well-oh-dear]

Like a hare among rabbits

[knebellindemann]

By Roberto Ferri

[sculpturesix]

[gingahhh]

WHO IS SHE

[beachnbagels]

WH A T

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[just-mythyk]

educational and salty. i like it.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[galexion]

I’m voting for him

[halfd3af]

[fairyblue-alchemist]

this man is going places i’m voting for him

[charlesoberonn]

Less than 80 days until the 2010s are over.

[smooththegoofyshark]

[well-oh-dear]

These two pictures have the same energy to me for some reason. Please send help?

[well-oh-dear]

Queer Girls by Awkward Marina

A total bop, inclusive, fun to dance to and not hard to sing once you know the lyrics! Big fan!

[zylv-blog]

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

[purixie]

omg how cute what are they???

[zylv-blog]

[homofarts-gonebye]

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

[skyjelly-blog]

oMFG

[kanafinwer]

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

[goldenheartedsouls-deactivated2]

(◎♊◉✿)

[etotheoneeyeowl]

They’re -large train drives by-

[tooiconic]

….. I’m upset.

[formerblaire-white]

What are they?

[nunyabizni]

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

[formerblaire-white]

They look cool, I want one

[yourladyindank]

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

[salty-fiend-deactivated20190805]

Oh hey ********************************

[jenfluff]

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?

[pocketfox]

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

[maureenlycaon]

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

[jesliey]

well would ya look at those tentacle dildos

[walkingthroughhistory-deactivat]

Get yourself a girlfriend who'll text you like a forlorn Victorian lady writing a letter to her secret lover , for literally no reason at all apart from it makes you smile.

[devils-queen]

❌  

[geokitties]

[horror-is-cute]

[theactionkat]

reblog if u want a goth gf, want to be someone’s goth gf, or if you just really fucking love girls

[valtsv]

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits