We Are The Weirdos Mister

Aislinn. 25. Rhode Island. Aries sun and moon. Virgo rising. Dog mom. In love.

[thatsbelievable]

[luggelerunning]

the best of nature photo

[burcublog-deactivated20220125]

Dayanılmaz yaşamdan kaçılacak tek köşe, gene kitaplardı...

[october24th]

[yorksnapshots]

Tree Spirit.

I parked up my car, poured myself a coffee, looked out the window and there was a tree spirit watching over me. 

Mesmerizing.

[sam-rain-art-blog]

Spooky and sleepy

[shisasan]

Ph. Steven Meisel

[sosuperawesome]

Helen Nugent on Instagram

[ignescent]

Too pretty to eat! Also, much more impressive than the inedible fondant stuff!

[firmlygr4spit]

[rumbeling]

[homoquartz]

tag urself I’m the millennials’ morbid fascination with death

[femperor]

I have never heard anyone, regardless of age, say “my phone’s battery has gone”

[wellaintthatsomesh1t]

My dad says “I’m almost out of juice”. So Gen X has some sayings no one understands

[valtsv]

the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)

Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)

but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad

“everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”

none of these are mutually exclusive

[valtsv]

for the visual learners in the crowd

[god-sent-gender-bent]

If I may add:

[kirbythegreat]

@god-sent-gender-bent

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Fixed

[silksweets]

bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living

[stability]

[wellaintthatsomesh1t]

Damnit mortimers back at it again

[sirfrogsworth]

Matt created an important update. 

[ Matt Bors ]

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[thethp]

this is all accurate and i hate it

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

My Best Friend reblogged this.

[87287349387416807-deactivated20]

No no no, it’s

Friend - Someone I know

Good Friend - Someone I know and like

Best Friend - Actually best friend

[kiefeon]

“how stoned are you?” “about 10% fossilized.”