Wannabe Alt Bitch

Janie. 23. I don’t even know what I’m doing here anymore.

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[qqchurch]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[mumble-muse]

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

[hetchdrive]

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

[crownedinmarigolds]

All of us imagining the filithiest scenarios while mindlessly working.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[segamascott]

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[theconcealedweapon]

[wajb]

in these times of extreme surveillance, tumblr’s nonfunctional search engine stands in solidarity with the revolutionary

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[caats]

[depsidase]

[rickmctumbleface]

missed connections are so sad and romantic...

[luthienne]

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

[zofranfan]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that