you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
we're not kids anymore.
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you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?
Hannibal 2x12 - “Tome-wan”
treating your own characters badly is problematic? back in my day if we were mildly inconvenienced on the way to work we'd vivisect them for the stress relief
heaven's preying gaze by comacheese, posted with artist's permission
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Today's working adults yearn for AMVs
employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios
it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.
(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear
please don’t fuck my dad
At the end of the day it’s up to him
I walk a lonely road the only one that I have ever known
highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.
me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.
the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.
me: yep. good point.
me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.
the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?
me: YES ALRIGHT FINE
Putting powdered sugar on the post below
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Cottontail Rabbit in the Snow by Joel Sartore
kitten or 12 years old, when that Christmas tree goes up - her ass is THERE.
im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit