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My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here
compilation
Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.
you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now
The CHEESE MASTER.
May we all be so fortunate at some point in our lives.
Husbeast, upon seeing this: HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME IN NEW MEXICO WHEN THEY CHARGED US THE PRICE PER POUND, FOR 20LBS OF PROSCUTTIO? THAT WAS A GOOD DAY.
reblog to give a trans girl a sword
Good thing I stayed till the end
FUCK
if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance
Had a mutual become a devout Hindu during my last break, no idea what their user name used to be, I am now learning new things, it’s enrichment added to my enclosure.
Taking a walk because it feels good going to bed on time because it feels good waking up earlier because it feels good eating enough fruit because it feels good doing a workout because it feels good cooking myself a nice meal because it feels good staying in contact with friends because it feels good… sometimes joy is work but it’s always worth it
how do u stay healthy while smoking cigarettes 🚬
i kiss every cigarette before putting it in my mouth and ask to be nice to me
2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online
And it slapped
me on a date: tell me your thoughts on 2014 tumblr them: oh that place? lol that was so cringe I- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go
secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT! me: no government agent: say 2014 tumblr was cringe and the new culture is better! me: *spits blood at the agent’s feet* fuck you
“[whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about]” I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
because 2014 tumblr had the best snemes (snake snail memes)
none of you denying it now would survive the Skeleton War
Beautiful Internet Era Too Good For This World, Too Pure
girls don’t want boys, girls want a return to actually wholesome memes
when I die I want 2020s tumblr to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time
I will climb 90-post-per-day blog archives to find 2014 tumblr content. I crave that mineral
this post is the real last meme of 2014
“average site spawns 3 iconic memes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average site spawns 0 iconic memes per year. 2014 tumblr, which lived outside Plato’s cave & spawned over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?
i want someone to RAIL me
Respect, Appreciate, Inspire, Love
i also want a girl to raw me so hard i can’t remember my name but anyway
*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night
This year my friends and I did a summertime secret Satan which is like a secret Santa only you buy someone something they will hate and my friend keegan got me this
saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby