Mustachioed Walrus

They/Them, 30+

[desm-doodle]

DESMOND’S TOXIC YAOI ERA????? 🙈🙈🙈

idk much about their lore or their dynamic (other than i’m in love w both of them) but their ship name is “gravesin” and that’s too good not to do something about

[gelboorucomments]

[elierlick]

Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. Read about it here.

[hauntedfragility]

thank you trans men

[creepymutelilbugger]

thank you trans men

[scrumpygoat]

i've got like 1 kiwi mutual i know but damn am i frantically advertising the room in my flat!!! 💀 it's sooo bone dry of renters in welly atm

[crippled-peeper]

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

[meirimerens]

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

[tonysbabe29]

[suburbanrot]

do you guys wanna get up early and get pastries and eat them in the park and lay in the grass for a while and then go for a long walk to an antique centre and wander round and hold things up and say "this is you 🫵" and then watch classic who and parallel play by working on our individual writing/art projects for the rest of the day with intermittent drink/snack breaks and none of us ever have to look at microsoft outlook or receive an email ever again

[squishsquishy]

>> squeezeluck

[slushyseals]

imagine trying to explain our culture to seals

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[a-sentient-cup]

[pyrobot1cs]

[beardedmrbean]

[foxglovefaun]

y’all pls u this vid fucks so hard

Sir Ian McKellen shouts:

“Painted whores! Sexual gladiators! Fiercely old party children! Wake from their slumber to debut the bacchanal! Come into the light! Come into the light!”

[mousegirlheart]

you know i keep that mf thang on me

[ohabeeeeeee]

@otiksimr

[otiksimr]

Grade-A fish!

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[kaban-bang]

[mush-gardener]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

[maccadot]

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop