I want to eat u

[l-0puko]

PM!Dazai x ADA!Atsushi for @venelona ~~

[wendylina]

Very gay

[l-0puko]

so shy all of a sudden..

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko

[akutagawaterboarding]

gayass

[randompebble]

"Kindness, forbidden books, flowers... Whatever you want, White Lily Cookie, I’ll get for you."

A comic redraw of a scene from my friend's fic 🥺Please read it because it hurt me.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81734246

[wendylina]

Ranpo, giggles while eating his popcorn

Kunikida: Ranpo, what are you doing?

Ranpo: Me? Oh, I'm watching the show

Kunikida: The show? Wait... You mean this two idiots?

Kunikida watches as Dazai tries to drag Atsushi out of the office, while Atsushi desperately clings to the door frame

Ranpo: Hehe, yeah

Kunikida: And why are you watching them?

Ranpo, smiling: Ah... Because it's very interesting to watch them how stupid they are

Kunikida:

Kunikida, sighs: I see

[wendylina]

Dazai, sighs while looking at Atsushi:

Atsushi: What's the matter, Dazai?

Dazai: I just wished that you were a femboy..

Atsushi: Huh? What does femboy mean?

Dazai, smirking: I'm glad that you asked. So femboy means-

Rampo kicks Dazai out

Rampo: Femboy means feminine boy that looks like a girl but is still a man

Atsushi: Do I look feminine?

Rampo: A little bit, yeah. If you had a longer hair than you would definitely look like a girl

Atsushi, blushing: O-oh

[wendylina]

Chuuya, holding scissors: So kid, how long are you with "mackerel"?

Atsushi: You mean Dazai-san? Oh, like for 1 year!

Chuuya, nods for himself: Hm

Atsushi: B-but Chuuya-san, why are you holding scissors?

Chuuya: Huh? Ah, I think it's time to castrate your dog

[wendylina]

Dazai: You know, yesterday Atsushi didn't came back to Agency after the mission with you-

Chuuya: I fucked your wife

Dazai:

Dazai: What?

Chuuya: And my bf. At the same time

Dazai: (what the hell)

Chuuya: Be happy

[wendylina]

Dazatsu

Atsushi: Dazai-san?

Dazai: Yeah?

Atsushi: What would you do if you met my old bullies?

Dazai already hiding a fucking shotgun somewhere in his coat

Dazai: Talk

[wendylina]

Atsushi: I just realize something

Dazai: Huh, what did you realize, Atsushi?

Atsushi: All people in Yokohama are weird, especially you, Dazai. You're the weirdest one

Dazai:

Dazai, on the phone: And then he told me that! Don't you know how it broke my heart?

Chuuya, on the phone:

Chuuya: B*TCH, IT'S 3 AM!!? LEAVE ME ALONE!!

[wendylina]

Kunikida: Brat, what's going on with you? When I just touched your shoulder, you made a strange sound, are you okay?

Atsushi, blushing: I dunno... I-just when the march started, my ability was weird uhm... Its hard to explain

Dazai:

Dazai, smirking: You know, Atsushi, I found a really good place where we can hang out together~

Atsushi: Huh? Really?

Dazai: ;)

Ranpo:

Ranpo: OH HELL NAH!!

Ranpo jumps out of the window

Kunikida: Eh!? Ranpo-sama!!?

[wendylina]

Jealous + Bodyguard Au

Atsushi, Ranpo and Dazai were solving a case and Atsushi needs to be a bodyguard for someone.

Some guy: A, thank you so much for the help, boy

Atsushi, blushes: A, it's nothing much, we're glad to help you with the problem

Some guy, touching Atsushi's shoulder: Oh boy, if you didn't come then that guy could kill and I would lose money... My job ... Everything

Atsushi, smiling: I'm glad that we safed you and you didn't get in trouble!

Meanwhile Dazai and Ranpo were watching them somewhere in saal.

Dazai, some how broke the wine glass: How dare he...

Ranpo, smirking: Uh-oh, someone is jealous here~

Dazai: Don’t you see how he's touching him

Ranpo: He just touched Sushi's shoulder

Dazai: This isn't just a touch!

Ranpo: If you kill our client, we'll get in trouble, idiot

Dazai: Then I'll make his day worse

Ranpo, smirking: Jealous~

[wendylina]

On a case

Atsushi, searching for Dazai: Dazai! Dazai!!

Atsushi: Where could he be?

Before he could think more, he saw drowning person

Atsushi: This can't be... DAZAI-SAN!!

He runs to the river and jumps into the water to save Dazai (again)

Dazai, lying on the ground and it seems like he doesn't breath

Atsushi: I'm sorry Dazai but I need to do it

Atsushi, takes a breath and pressing their lips together

But before he makes it again, someone's hand placed on his head and pressed their lips even tighter

Atsushi try to escape but nothing

Finally he was escape and sits on the ground with red face while Dazai was smirking

Meanwhile poor policeman that watched it whole time with dropped jaw:

Policeman: Oh my god-

Minoura: Did you find something?

Policeman: A!? N-no sir!

Minoura: Anyway, where are two idiots? They need to do their tch case

Policeman, panicked and points somewhere: U-uhm there, sir! I saw them there

Minoura: A, thank you

Minoura goes away while policeman tries to remember what the case have to do after that he saw:

Policeman: It’s the first time I saw gayest thing, that ever happened to me

[magenta-cat-drawingss]

"Finally, back into your arms, where I belong, safe and sound..."

[wendylina]

Fantasy Au

Dazai was lying on ground under the cherry blossom tree with closed eyes

I had a dream about you were you were a psychic. It was 500 years ago and I was lonely a lonely kitsune. But before I saw you I get in love. You were so beautiful and cute that I couldn't take eyes of you. Oh, how was nice when you used the ofuda on me just to burn me, because I annoyed you. Your eyes that look like a sunset. Your soft voice and strange hairstyle that looks silly was ideal for me. But then stupid people killed you, my angel that changed my mind to the people. The forest was on fire and I killed them. But-

Dazai!

DAZAI-SAN!

Dazai, open his eyes: Huh?

Atsushi: Dazai, wake up! We have a project to do. Did you forget?

Dazai: A, Atsushi but why can't you just relax, huh? It's no use wasting your youth

Atsushi: Dazai-san! It's very important project, yk!? I was teaching him whole night

Dazai, stretching: Alright alright, kitten I'll help you and don't do that anymore it breaks your eyes

Atsushi, blushes: Don’t call me like that!

Dazai, laughs and ruffling his hair: OK ok, let's do our project

A new you. Your face didn't change, your voice, your eyes, everything. It's still you but you don't know me, you don't know who I am. But I still love you.

Atsushi: Alright, but don't sleep anymore when we have a project to do

Dazai, smirks: Of course, At-su-shi-kun~

[octagava]

<- Day 3: Kidnapping | Day 4: Fantasy AU | Day 5: Trust ->

Ye, I had no idea what to do for this one, so Dazai is a half-elf mage and Atsushi is just a cursed human