a bunch of baby ducks

🌱you can call me al. '93/♒/indiana🌱

[saintdri]

Not all lovers are soulmates, not all soulmates are lovers

[catnoli]

anthurium crystallinum lemon shark 🪴🍋🍯 get it as a sticker here :]

[sybaritick]

you can make fun of old people all you want but then you'll be knitting with a good album on and a cup of tea and you'll be like this is excellent actually. the old ladies were right about this one. about the crosswords too, by the way

[catnoli]

pixie dust thresher shark

(12 month reward for my ko-fi members)

[sadsongsandwaltzes]

I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[ndrs]

[carnival-phantasm]

[redstonedust]

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

[rpfwasfine]

this is the best picture ive ever seen

[teaboot]

[cipheramnesia]

[mayboyplanbaby]

this show is fucking gold

[depsidase]

[brennacedria]

[sourdough-seal]

most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone

[cute-catts]

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

[mothgiirlfriend]

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city