full homo (sapiens)

hi i'm juliusz!! just your local 24 y/o nonbinary trans dude (he/they) from poland

[blanchebees]

Don't forget to water your knight!

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[bad-system]

keep your codpiece polished

[wlilkanis]

arach-knight and knightpool?? just a doodle, i probably wont finish this

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

I actually hope these two had a TERRIBLE pride month lmfaooo

[suohenki]

doodless. someone will have the misfortune of witnessing the maidpool pillow in peter's apartment bcos he forgot to stuff it into a closet.

[boucicaut]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[blanchebees]

A gift to myself

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[loccorocco]

Sofie and Lucia talking about the horrors of Windstad Manor

[chronomel]

Ponyville's number one LARPer vs actual Canterlot citizen

[novesaur]

haiiii *rubs my face on u like a cat*

[maccamania]

My humble rarepair 🪲🧁

[wordswithimages]

[nyabsol]

[torronyr]

[lakesbian]

ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank

[lakesbian]

look if you're gonna draw characters as my little ponies you have to remember that the cutie mark can't just be any old imagery you associate with them. it has to be Representative. it's their Unique Characteristic. to quote the pony wiki page i just googled, "Twilight and Applejack point out in Call of the Cutie how lacking a mark means that ponies still get to experience 'the thrill of discovering who they are and what they're meant to be'." there's narrative shit going on here there's Themes. and patrick bateman is NOT unique. he has NOT discovered who he is or what he's meant to be. the end monologue of the book is literally about how he has absolutely nothing going for him in this regard & is simply a vacant, hollow person merely vacuously gesturing at the idea of having depth. and when he rants about music, that's what he's doing there, too. his lyrical analysis is shallow/vaguely inaccurate summaries at best and completely warped at worst. everything he has to say about music--and in general--is intensely fixated on commodities and on appearing normal and intelligent while being entirely devoid of any intelligent or individual thought. so no, his cutie mark is not music. mr "missing that hip to be square is about making fun of conformist squares & proudly proclaiming that its actually about how fucking Awesome it is to be conformist and consumerist" does NOT have a fucking cd cutie mark. He's a blank flank. He has no unique identity. There is no future for him. There is no self identity. He's a fucking blank flank. okay? sorry i got a little passionate about this. there is no exit and he has no cutie mark

[lakesbian]

@epeboch see, I agree, but also, being a blank flank is against the social norm, so I imagine he has a fake one that he wears.

ok now this is important intellectual discussion about the subject. i agree i was personally imagining him like. always having it covered with pants or something. but he would have a fake cutie mark. he would totally get a fake cutie mark tattooed or something in my little american psycho world. in fanart however if this cannot be briefly conveyed then i think for the sake of clarity with regards to his character it needs to be blank. just so its clear he doesnt have one

[letourswordsdecide]

After the first time he chops somepony up with an axe he stands there, feeling nothing, no catharsis, but he still can't stop himself from turning to look at his reflection.

It's still blank. He looks at the axe as though it is the thing that has betrayed him.

[kaison07]

Weird way to fight but okay

[goodknightspet]

What Knight wants to live in a state of intense sexual tension with me? You can secretly masturbate with handkerchief I give you as a symbol of my favour at a tourney and I'll secretly sneak your sword when you're not looking to rub the hilt and imagine it's your cock. Maybe if I'm really sneaky I can steal your tunic when you bathe after training so I can smell that at night, and if you're really lucky perhaps my attendants will have dropped a pair of my underwear on the way out after dressing me that you'll be able to steal while I'm none the wiser.

[lycanfall]

(flirting) what if i named my sword after you and kissed the blade before each battle for good luck