Welcome

kinda into whatever

[seaglassdinosaur]

Spencer: *walks into the gas station, about to start some shit for the third time this week*

Jack:

[ng-stowaway]

Since how screwed up 2020 has been I wouldn't be surprised if there was actually be a naked cowboy haunting the bathroom of that shitty gas station at the end of town with a Dark God living under it. Wonder if he does birthday appearances.

[cilly-murphy]

Billy Burke as Charlie Swan in TWILIGHT — 2008, dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 2018 Nabisco freed its animal cracker mascots from their cages, changing a box design that was used since 1902 (x)

[memeuplift]

[weregoingintodminor]

He’s a lab, in a lab, wearing lab gear. He’s doing an amazing job and everyone needs to say it.

[weregoingintodminor]

Do you ever read through the Woodstock set list and feel your soul swell and break simultaneously

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 2001, Pizza Hut become the first company in the world to deliver its food to outer space, they paid a million dollars to send a salami pizza to the International Space Station (ISS). (x)

[doubleca5t]

weirdly specific phenomenon I find highly fascinating is "guy who is extremely conventionally attractive, but in a way that's almost too 'perfect', so it's not actually hot"

[huffylemon]

it's like when you turn the sharpness up too far when editing photos

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dantescandlestick]

nothing but pure king shit in the parton family i see

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

[afloweroutofstone]

[rociopath]

[omghotmemes]

Every single time

[foulserpent]

i feel like your wizard magic witch wicca spells are something that should be kept private for it to work bc when its just you on your own, your actions feel significant, the symbolism is understood. like youre mixing the earth that your target walks on with rainwater from a violent thunderstorm and youre cursing them with these powerful ingredience, charged with meaning and context. but then when you film it and put it on tiktok youre just stirring a bowl of dirt water going "dont fuck with a witch!!!" and everyones like "lol ok dirtwater" and your spell fails . i think this is how it works

[funnytwittertweets]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[onlytwitterpics]