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Vic | 27 | She/Her

[papayajuan2019]

i'm close ☹️

[papayajuan2019]

[homunculus-argument]

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This would fix everyone involved including the dog

[swissarmymanbf]

good music should beat the shit out of you

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[someonesgettingturkied]

the bread and butter of smosh is duos 😊

(not my edit!)

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[tomhoppusdelonge]

even saying cost of living leaves something bitter in my mouth what kind of fucking phrase is that. vile

[knifebucket]

i bet it feels so good if you're a little cat to put your head upside down like that

[knifebucket]

you know how they do it like this

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[valkayrieactual]

[perfectday1972]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[loveridden1999]

bring back shame

[loveridden1999]

peer reviewed tags

[hannahlockillustration]

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[pangur-and-grim]

I have a scar in the centre of my palm from plunging the toilet too vigorously on a single occasion, and it looks like a stigmata

[supermariomamafucker]

I can do this too. not that special

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They do it by tasting their pee

[92darkrock]

I can do this too. not that special

[punbeam]

Suspicious stews...