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Haaaaappy 12 Days of Destiny!

Day one kicks off with a giveaway of this super snazzy lanyard featuring the logos for all three classes. Guys…It’s super soft. :3 Like and share if you want to enter the drawing for this item. (One entry per like, one per reblog.) I’ll randomly pick the winner on Dec 27 and contact via tumblr message. You must be able to provide a shipping address if you win.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Bright Dawning!

Oh my GOSH! My friend made me this for my birthday!!! She's so amazing! I love this so much!

#destiny #bungies destiny #warlock #hunter #titan

leagueofderp

*Violently presses button for ability that's on cooldown*

#destiny #bungies destiny #cooldown #grenade #melee

thesevenseraphs

Elements Matter in PvP

Elemental weapons do extra damage to supers of the same type!

thesevenseraphs

UPDATE: It’s been confirmed by Senior Sandbox Designer that ANY elemental source will do extra damage to a Guardian in Super. This includes guns, melee, and grenades And you do NOT have to match element type as previously believed.

NOTE: THIS IS FOR PVP ONLY. You will not take extra damage in PvE

#what!?#sticky grenade those arc bladers #elemental damage #supers #PvP #destiny #bungies destiny

cracked

You shoot a few things and make it to The Last City (the first of many laughably uncreative names) only to find that The Traveler (told you so!) – this big moon thing in the sky – is badly hurt, or possibly dead, or whatever. The game assumes, perhaps rightly, that you don’t really give a shit.

The point is, “The Light” (double told you so!) is losing its battle against “The Darkness” (okay, I literally can’t keep this up), and it needs your help. You zip around from planet to planet, doing what are probably things for, surely, reasons – turn on a computer, absorb some crystal stuff, shoot a guy with pokey bits on his head – until you eventually meet a female robot, whose allegiances and origins are tantalizingly mysterious. She hints at a brutal alternate future, a team of time-travelling roughnecks breaking all rules to make things right, and a grand mysterious plot churning throughout the universe. It’s almost too tantalizing, but don’t worry – she is abruptly dropped from the game and never mentioned again.

Yes, Destiny somehow achieves the remarkable feat of being both too convoluted, as well as so oversimplified that it feels like a parent explaining the basic concept of morality to a very stupid toddler. But if you’ve already gone through all of the game’s main story – plus hundreds more equally confounding game hours, then ditched the game itself to invest a few weeks sorting out scraps of lore on the terrible website – you’ll find some pretty solid sci-fi hidden in there. And what’s more, it accomplishes a very tough trick: Tying actual game mechanics into the story in a way that both makes sense in the moment, and contributes to the overall world afterward.

How A Great Sci-Fi Epic Got Buried Inside A Video Game

#destiny #bungies destiny #hidden lore #grimoire #I freaking love this game

thepersonalquotes

#maiden name was #married name has made things slightly easier #first name for a last name

tayfit

My only coping skills are napping and buying things

wermouse

Don't forget crying.

#coping mechanisms #napping #buying things #crying #i'm drowning #help

pxlatedtraveler

Year 5, you're ghost dies after you do a suicidal run at the darkness and you're left in orbit and you two talk about you're adventures while cracking jokes. Its voice dims and changes to Peter Dinklage for one last time, you end up calling it "little light" one last time and he responds "Don't call me that" and fades.

#oh my gosh the feelings #i can't hold them all in #i'm leaking #destiny #bungies destiny #ghost #dink bot #little light

crybabydyke-deactivated20180227

I was going to replace the word ‘hat’ with something else, but this is honestly way funnier

wermouse

Guardians in the wild be like.

#destiny #bungies destiny #guardians #same

alphatwosix

Destiny LFG be like:

NO KIDS

NO CASULS

MUST HAVE ALL RAID WEPONS

MUST HAVE A PHD IN BIOLOGY

MUST HAVE VISTED LIGHTHOUSE 2,000,000,000,000 TIMES

WILL CHECK YOUR STATS

#the only one I qualify for is 'not a kid'#the whole reason I'm here is to find help #please just help me #I don't suck as bad as my stats say

themothyards

#no scope #throwing knife #crucible

xelbleedsglitter

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.

My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

tinsnip

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

#hunters be like

punishandenslavesuckers

Guardians as a concept in the Destiny universe continue to be the most surreal thing to me. A bunch of dead people were resurrected by a robot god to fight space evil. They are revered but mostly they are a bunch of adrenaline junkie weirdos who’ve been alive too long and have no concept of normal anymore. It’s cool tho. If you’re nice to one they will murder a whole moon for you probably. I dunno.

#destiny #bungies destiny #guardians #adrenaline junkies

gnatsattack

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.