You had my heart, at least for the most part

[theoldness]

[oatisaeris]

[activates]

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[teenscoolest]

[thepotatinator]

[onlytwitterpics]

[toastbutteregg]

w h y

[sonsyejin-deactivated20210429]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[nataliedormier]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

[angiethewitch]

[foxybluejazz]

[memory-thought]

Its my personal belief that the “but how do you explain it to the kids?” crowd, has never explained anything to a child in their lives.

[soulvomit]

In my experience, they just don’t want their kids to know about it.

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

[vegetablewolf]

Quick addition: in german the word for friend and boyfriend are the same, so he might already be implying that he knows of their relationship early on and!!!

Where it says: “Love is the only way to achieve happiness” it actually says “Love is the most beautiful way to achieve happiness”

[jabberwockypie]

It’s actually an American children’s book (which has been translated into German, obviously) called Daddy’s Roommate, by Michael Willhoite.

It was the 2nd-most challenged book in libraries in the US in the 1990s, because people kept trying to have it banned.

[animusrox]

PARASITE  | 기생충 (2019) dir. ‎Bong Joon-ho  

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[anxietyproblem]

[keybladesoras]

[homofied]

[beachdeath]

[emtmercy]

ICONIC

[sarahviahhday]

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

[cluegrrl]

Yeah.

[hapalopus]

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

[smute]

born in the wrong generation

[specificfuckery]

[lyrapuppy]

Well fuck