Hi My Name Is Izzy

"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade." -Addams Family Values

[taptroupe]

A Bomp

[eternal-starry]

[ryanribbitys]

[beekirby]

[video-cakes-deactivated20190914]

[waloogy]

[rubberhosed]

family

[justcatposts]

“Cinderblock’s first time on the treadmill trying to lose weight” 

(Source)

[adamtheredbeard]

Here’s an update that I’m sure people want to know of. 6 days ago (5/21/2020), a few days before that she had 4 teeth removed because of cavities. She’s looking so good!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

[good for her.jpg]

[powerpuff-save-the-day]

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

[loosescrewslefty]

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

[wessasaurus-rex]

reasons why i love this show so much 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I love that the most tiny feminine delicate sweetheart of the three does the traditionaly masculine chores. Kinda makes me wanna see a teen Bubbles change a tire in a pretty dress and hair bow.

[kittilumpo]

honestly i think my fav part of this gifset is the fact that those last two are probably supposed to be Their Chores but only Bubbles is doing them like that is peak sibling energy, flawless execution

[tmbgareok]

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

AMAZING AMAZING I LOVE IT

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL--

[nbvagabond]

I'm -

[psychokineticpotatoes]

absolutely in need of an update on this

[psychokineticpotatoes]

for whatever reason, op was banned from /r/relationships, so he now posts updates on this to his own profile. I went and found them and

this is the best thing to follow in quarantine

[his-shining-tears]

You are what you eat.

[humorstar]

[summerchoirboy]

[manokein-blog]

[arkhamknignt-archive]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[somecutething]

[adhd-me]

I love this so much

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[asexualsafetag]

Reblog if you support people of all genders and sexualities 🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🌈

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[jaimebeazley-blog]

YES!!! IMAGINE PEOPLE THINKING IT’S NEVER OKAY TO LAUGH!!! EXPRESS YOUR EMOTIONS, DEAR!!!

[turing-tested]

this pride month on top of calling out transphobia and homophobia from your communities, please do the same for serophobia, which has historically gone hand in hand with thousands of LGBT people’s deaths.

[turing-tested]

for clarification, serophobia is the fear and aversion of people who are living with HIV/AIDS. you can’t get HIV from hugging someone, you can’t get it from drinking after someone, and there’s now medication that makes it so HIV is undectable in your blood, which means it’s also untransmissable. serophobia has no place in the LGBT community!