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I love the way you just come on this website once every couple months, spam the shit out of my dash, and then disappear again

It’s what I do kiddo 😎

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

what-even-is-thiss

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

what-even-is-thiss

Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

@friend-crow and @stagkingswife would absolutely both say this

stagkingswife

I think I have said this. Ghost = new friend! Weird house noise = expensive repairs.

the-haiku-bot

I think I have said

this. Ghost = new friend! Weird house noise

= expensive repairs.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

free-my-mindd

kingbedlam

jumese

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

jumese

deirdreskye

ryan-sometimes

What’s funny about being goth or punk is that kids generally aren’t scared of you. When I’m all dressed up with the big hair, dark makeup, and spiky clothes, little girls in particular treat me like I’m a disney princess

lemonsweet

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

lemonsweet

My blue animals

treatsformeeko

hi op. fanart of my blue animals

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

dadgirlwalking

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

me and you

the-punforgiven

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

the-punforgiven

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

mushroomsandteeth

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

mushroomsandteeth

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

mushroomsandteeth

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

knightjockey

These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

sadhoc

Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

1 and 2/3 cup flour

2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp cloves

1/4 tsp baking powder

2 eggs

1 cup chocolate chips

1 cup sugar

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp baking soda

1/4 tsp salt

1 cup pumpkin (half of a 16 oz can)

1/2 cup (one stick) butter, melted

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.