Yes, I am still a Naruto fan. Yes, I am ashamed

|21| I wish I knew what I was doing so I could tell you, but honestly I'd be lying. I post headcanons, imagines, and musings when I get off my lazy ass and type.

[liebelesbe]

Worst food texture award goes to...

potatoes

beans

peas

lentils

when there's smth crunchy in smth that should be soft (like cake or ice cream)

mushrooms

raisins

icing

all of them / I can't choose one

something else [put it in the tags]

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[westanabadguy]

Saw that they’re covering Jashinists in the new Konoha’s Story manga. Shadowy figure at the end of the chapter kind of looks like Hidan, but I’m not getting my hopes up. Slightly different hair, ring on wrong hand, and piercings. Probably that gross copycat from the anime. Can’t have shit in Detroit.

At least it’ll give some new canon lore on Jashinists as a whole, hopefully.

[westanabadguy]

The Q in LGBTQIA+ stand for quaquaval

[westanabadguy]

Boruto should've brought Hidan back. Would have been such a fucking good idea. Have some jashin worshippers, or even just some dumbass side villain, dig him up and put him back together. Have him be even more deranged because of his time in the hole. Have him be just... a being of mindless mass destruction. Like, just ups and slaughters the person/people that dug him up.

Maybe even have Ino and Chouji get their revenge this time around? Have it be a "Respect your elders, because THIS is the shit we had to put up with in our generation".

Idk, Frankenstein Hidan would have been a really cool throwback to the og series AND a really intimidating villain.

[divinestrike]

i was too sexy smart and funny so god nerfed me by making me obsessed with fucking naruto 

[westanabadguy]

I never post on here anymore because my life has been a hurricane lately, but I have late night thoughts and it is an absolute necessity to share them.

So like, real talk: how did Kakuzu not kill Hidan? And more importantly, why not?

I know, I know, "they were partnered because Hidan is immortal and Kakuzu kills his partners!" Which yeah, sure, whatever, but you're going to tell me that ancient, mean ass Kakuzu didn't IMMEDIATELY realize that he could just cut Hidan up and throw him in a ditch somewhere? Or, if Pein/Zetsu finding his body and "reviving him" was the issue, he could just... toss his head in a large body of water and be done with it. Or burn his body. Or feed him to a lion or something I don't fucking know.

Point is, why did Kakuzu not attempt any of this shit? He could easily do it. If he's strong enough to overpower his other partners he could have definitely incapacitated Hidan for long enough to chop his head off. Especially with Hidan already incapacitating himself during his rituals. Which brings up another interesting idea: Hidan must trust Kakuzu to some degree to be that vulnerable around him.

It's probably just another one of kishimoto's plot holes, but it's interesting to think of nonetheless. It adds a lot of layers to their relationship. Did Kakuzu actually respect Hidan? A bit of a soft spot, maybe? Did pein threaten him to keep him from dismembering Hidan? ....That one's probably the most realistic explanation, actually lol.

But then again, if Pein was THAT upset about Kakuzu killing his partners, he could have put a stop to it at any point. Like, yeah Kakuzu is strong and all, but I'm sure even he doesn't want to fuck around with Pein. I'm sure a simple "Kill this next dude and you're going in the grave right alongside him" would have done the job, immortal or not. Maybe Kakuzu was just really good at making his partners' deaths look like accidents? The filler anime DID show him attacking his one partner in the middle of a battle, so maybe that's how he kept getting away with it?

[sakuraaharunoo]

How it really went

[straighttobifacts]

Being an atheist has gotten boring so I have decided that I will now be god

[the-ninth-heaven]

don’t take it off

[surfacage]

Imagine the entire Akatsuki, but Easter themed

anon…no….where would they even get bunny ears

okay but

._.

[surfacage]

#‘DUH’ #BUT HOW ARE THEY STANDING UP #HIDAN NO

(casually tags @flowerslut)

[lpilz-blog]

I’ve always liked the idea of villains as children, so here’s my favourite group, the Akatsuki as BABIES. I imagined this as being them graduating the academy and getting their pictures taken.

[kier-t]

These Kunoichi are gay and there‘s nothing anyone can do about it

[fauvester]

twin peaks movie night sketches… lilac and I tumbling around designer/model au kakuhida in our rock tumbler..

[westanabadguy]

I just found out that Kakuzu's favorite foods were apparently liver sashimi and monkfish liver.

I can deal with the murder and anger issues, but liking not only liver, but RAW liver is repulsive.

I am devastated 😔

[westanabadguy]

😏😏😏😏

[westanabadguy]

If you have the time, would you mind telling us more relationship headcanons about our puppet boy Sasori? Possibly something fluffy? I know it’d be hard for the boy to be as such but. We can dream. I just... need content about the redhead stat, as we all do. Hope you understand this faithful dilemma. Thank you in advance. v_v 💞

More puppet boi coming right up!

-He definitely wouldn't fall in love easily, but once he's dedicated to someone he's DEDICATED.

-I feel like he'd be very affectionate... or at least want to be. He'd probably have trouble expressing it through words, and would try to be more loving via actions. His awkwardness may come off as coldness to any outsiders looking in, but to couldn't be further from the truth.

-Ok, so you know how he has poison all over his body? Imagine him getting really close to his s/o, and obviously being covered in deadly poison is a problem, so he trusts them enough to make a permanent antidote for them so they can touch each other without harm.

-Actually, he probably starts making antidotes just in case the worst case scenario happens and his s/o is accidentally poisoned. It's risky for him to carry them around, but it's worth it to ensure their safety.

-VERY needy. Would disguise it as his usual impatience, but he just doesn't like being away from his s/o. He likes to be in their presence as much as possible, even if he's too prideful to ask for it directly.

-He doesn't need to eat, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't give his s/o company while they're eating. Most of the time he's content to just fiddle with whatever contraption he's building and make small talk, but sometimes when he's feeling especially affectionate he'll sit behind them and do their hair or rub their shoulders while they eat.

-Don't comment on him being very physically affectionate he'll get moody.

-He doesn't have any need for a lot of basic human things, so he's kinda forgotten simple things like how to cook, but I can see him trying to learn again for his s/o. He can't taste his dishes himself, obviously, so his s/o would become a guinea pig of sorts as he tries to learn what they like and how to make it perfectly.

-Gets very impatient waiting for his s/o to wake up, so often times he just crawls into bed to lay beside them until they wake up.

-Uses chakra to artificially heat up his body so he's not ice cold and uncomfy to cuddle with.

[westanabadguy]

I just found out that Kakuzu's favorite foods were apparently liver sashimi and monkfish liver.

I can deal with the murder and anger issues, but liking not only liver, but RAW liver is repulsive.

I am devastated 😔

[deathcelot]

So, why not? My bro called this emotion “Mph!” :D