I’m Not The Main Character

[depsidase]

[gondorrevealparty]

They need to eat less because they're so small and weak. Why are they so small and weak? Because they eat less. Let's base our entire society on this distinction.

[liberalsarecool]

Cosign.

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Elon Musk's DOGE is entirely responsible for raising grocery prices and next week he will be crowned the world's first trillionaire.

You are not angry enough.

[knightsickness]

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

[darlingofdots]

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements

[exaltedrevenge]

[depsidase]

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[dualcasterjay]

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

And for FUCKS SAKES!!!! Stop using “unalive” to mean kill, suicide, murder, etc etc!!! These words have power for a REASON!!

By taking away that power and making it this “uwu babybabybaby” talk, we take away the IMPORTANCE OF THESE WORDS!!!

[madamewesker]

#newspeak is the mind killer

[primarining]

occasional reminder that i am not pro or anti-ship because im not 14 years old anymore. nothing good to come out of those labels. no ship or story or piece of media is beyond criticism, and authors/artists can make things that are bad and deserving of criticism. depiction is also not endorsement, nor is it real. real people are not hurt when characters in a fictional story hurt things. if you are reading a story and it makes you uncomfortable, you control the pages you turn. stop turning them.

[peachnix]

new product for angels who want to lose their wings

[sabertoothwalrus]

fixed it

[ryan-sometimes]

When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km

[myfootyrthroat]

It is funny with bigotry where people unaffected by it act like that somehow disproves it. At an old job, talked to HR about a co-worker who kept calling me a faggot, and the HR person was like "Are you sure? He's never said anything like that to me."

Gee, Hetero Jessica, he's never called you a faggot? Then I must have misheard him!

[furiousgoldfish]

child abuse survivors to abuse recognition blogs: Thank you for making this resource, it helped me so much, you do good by writing this.

abusers to abuse recognition blogs: Your content Hurt My Feelings, so think about how hurtful and damaging you are to all the people on the planet. Firstly you are ableist, and you should re-think the terms you use, imagine if someone accused you of abuse! Imagine if I said all depressed people are abusive! That's how you sound. You understand how this is problematic and you fail to be a safe space. I will tell you how to run this content from now on, in fact how about you give it to me-

[porterdavis]

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]