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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
izzy's playlists!
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Origami Around
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Today's Document
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@westifer-dead
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
I think it would be hella funny if the batfamily each came out to Bruce while on patrol like just imagine
Dick, punching the shit outta two face: oh shit B, I never told you I like boys. And girls
Two face: wtf
Batman: Harvey are you.....homophobic?
Two face: WHAT!? No dude, but why did that pop into Robin's head while he was beating the shit outta me???
Dick: shrugs
Batman: Whatever, Robin I support you unconditionally
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Jason, having just revealed that he is back from the dead, and is , in fact, red hood
Jason: Also I'm gay
Dick: wow. Shocker.
Jason: shut up you fag
Batman: Hood, don't call Nightwing that slur.
Jason: who tf do you think U are?? My dad??
Batman: I'm just glad ur back and I support you.
Jason: hell no old man- (his back from the dead rant/speech continues)
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Tim, seconds after crashing the bat mobile
Tim: I'm bi.
Batman: I support you, but what does this have to do with you crashing the bat mobile?
Tim: if you punish me your homophobic.
Dick: dam he got you there B
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Damian, turning to Bruce while they're patrolling on rooftops
Damian: Father, I like boys and I'm dating Jon Kent
Batman: Alright I suppo- JON KENT!?!?
Damian: yes.
Batman: I-ive let you have sleepovers with your BOYFRIEND????? OH UR SO GROUNDED
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Cass, hanging upside down as batgirl
Cass: I like girls
Batman: I support you
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Steph, yelling from the other side of an alley
Steph: B! IM BI
Batman: Cool.
Steph: Really? That's it?
Batman: Not a single one of my kids is straight, Steph. None of them.
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer
Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything
no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed
formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍
not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist
not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist
quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
literally my dad
the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25
liking a character from a thing you don’t like
Judith Butler, philosopher: ‘If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic’
Feels like a good time to remind certain people that this is coming from Judith Butler, who is not just a leading feminist philosopher, but also THE COFOUNDER OF QUEER THEORY
The literal cofounder of queer theory as an academic field says that abandoning trans people is fascist logic.
The voices in our community trying to exclude us may be loud, but they are not right, and they do not speak for the community as a whole or our history or anything at all.
Trans people belong here. We always have, and we always will.
And stay safe everyone!
one of my least favorite tropes is when a character has a crush that is explicitely unrequited and hopeless, yet in the timeskip epilogue they inexplicably get married. like bro if you fruitlessly pine after someone and they show no interest for the whole 3 year run of the story and then suddenly change their mind. i think theyre settling for you. quite frankly both of you need to learn some self respect. get divorced immediately.
