ahhhh don't look!!!

Fugleprinsen

[wetfooddelight]

Herbert West did nothing wrong. There’s not enough art of Herbert on here, so I took the case into my own hands!

[wetfooddelight]

People have been liking this awful drawing lately so I redrew it (sorry abt the crusty quality, its a download from twitter and I’m too lazy to boot up my pc)

[teathattast]

[valtsv]

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

[valtsv]

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

[puthy]

[maunderfiend-deactivated2021082]

Can I offer you a bird in these trying times

[meinewortesindwundershon-deacti]

what a beautiful mourning dove 😍 is it your pet? does it have a mate???

[maunderfiend-deactivated2021082]

i went outside and picked it up off a branch

[bladealvis]

🌸

[allergy-sufferer-emo-wandererr]

“This cat is an irredeemable criminal,” Bluestar called out, looking to the sky. “He has betrayed everything the Clans stand for, and to let him into your consciousness would contaminate the purity of the heavens. By the power you have given to me, I erase the name ‘Tigerclaw’ from the memories of ThunderClan and the essence of StarClan, and I sentence this scourge upon our community to death.”

@warriorsredux is honestly so good and gave me the chills I had while reading warriors for the first time

[shock]

i really love the concept of leaving notes on the ground for other players in a game with only premade words and phrases to choose from because like

bloodborne is already fun, but seeing “it’s the scourge of the elderly” before fighting a bunch of old dudes on a bridge, or “reminescent of snake” to warn you an NPC is a traitor, "gorgeous view ahead” in front of a mirror, “reeks of wheelchair”, and my personal favorite

[swordcats]

firestar no waffle

[crashboombanger-deactivated2018]

Visit Original Link

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[jonbutter]

Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Adam Duritz

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

this is exactly what intrusive thoughts are like

[valdrift]

doggy!!!

[valdrift]

:D

[valdrift]

[papasmoke]

im always holding down the gamer key

[mangahead]

w-whats the gamer key…

[papasmoke]

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[halflifegifs]

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

[somewhatsociable]

I’m sorry, what?

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

[wetfooddelight]

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

[qorsepaw]

me, at 3 am, thinking about how yellowfang had a poor self image because she blamed herself for brokenstar’s actions and then went on to say how she didn’t deserve to have a supportive clan or loving children