it blows my ass open

daniel • he/him

[succulentbud]

post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it

[firstbirthdays]

Wehhwehh weeh woaooww..Bweh bweh bweooohh...

UmBada do doot dah

Badada ddididididi doo didididoodidididoodididoodadeedah doo dah badididoobada dadididoo

[hetcharacterof2day]

Heterosexual Character of Today:

Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series

[ladiablesse]

SKSKSKSKSKS

[bunkey]

bernie sanders tribute

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

my president

[allegations-moved]

[bad1dimagines]

any person: *uses the words “one direction” in a sentence*

me for the rest of the conversation: 

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

people hate the new username ... but remember they hated van gogh when he did whatever he did

[stratusopacus]

The kids at my cousin’s school had to make posters of their personal heroes

[ommanyte]

me not reading the caption and trying to find a pattern

[puyopuyo]

nothing good ever came from math

[sonic06apologist]

6 + 9 = 69

[puyopuyo]

[angelicguy]

the only callout post i would read would be about seth everman wearing a bald cap

[pissvortex]

I literally don't know who you are

ok?

[biff-donderglutes]

this is what customer service is like

[the-minecraft-funnies]

this has been on my mind all day

[sorelatabledottumblerdotcom]

slap that pussy to pieces

[argonraptor]

this is my last resort

[magicalboye]

I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”

[breakmyheartwithlyrics]

Hozier- Like Real People Do

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[venomoons-deactivated20200615]