wake up, puppet boy!

wes(ley) [he/they] [21] gay vampire connoisseur

[wetpuppets]

ooo you wanna commission me sooo bad

hey remember when this was an art blog? me neither! i'm opening up portrait commissions because i am #broke so if you wanna support me and get a little guy out of it now's your chance!!

PRICING SHEET ↓↓ (all prices in CAD)

(examples of flat shading/art style below)

comes with a basic/stylized background (as above) but if you want something more complicated let me know and i can adjust the pricing accordingly :)

i don't have any hard and fast no's for what i won't draw so please msg me if you're curious or just have a question!! i promise i won't bite :P

[ohaubergine]

🎥@mttztrading

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

[ndnbutch]

but if I were to say that I don’t think vampires inherently and universally represent queerness and that if that’s the only way you engage with any story containing a vampire then a lot of very important messages are going to go straight over your head? i would be killed to death.

[shelterwoodpod]

ESPECIALLY an issue when vampires very explicitly represent fear of outsider immigrant non-white invaders! Dracula can absolutely be read with a queer lens but we cannot let our desire for ~spooky gay stuff~ blind us to the very real xenophobia, antisemitism, and orientalism present in a LOT of the foundational media in vampire history! nor the racism present in modern vampire stories!!!

[omegasmileyface]

ask not for whom poob has it

[omegasmileyface]

poob has it for thee

[theplotsaidso]

I fear I have it on repeatttr

[segamascott]

[baradragon]

last night was distributed by janus films

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[andwhatofblog]

girl who is going to make it through the night

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[punchy4real]

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

[jessaerys]

like to be clear i enjoy many things that are bad. but if they were bad and big, that would be a problem. a bad show/film/book is inoffensive to me. a bad show/film/book that is being given endless accolades makes me feel like there's women in my yellow wallpaper

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[the-void-birb]

Another request from @vraik of Michael bonding with the boys! I had to do this one actually. It's important to me!

[undeadhousewife]