I reblog things.

23, have fun be safe

[jimbles-archive]

[kristina100000]

love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[martybabygirlscorsese]

WeHaveFunHereOnTumblr.ComButIWantedToSpeakSeriouslyForAMoment.WhoeverYouThinkIHadSexWith?ItsTrue.

[goddisposez]

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

[goddisposez]

how did they get the words to crawl up the screen like that

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[dykespace9]

TIME CAST A SPELL ON YOU 🔥🔥🔥 BUT YOU WON'T FORGET ME 💯💯💯 I KNOW I COULD'VE LOVED YOU 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 BUT YOU WON'T LET ME 💔💔💔💔💔 I'LL FOLLOW YOU DOWN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ TIL THE SOUND OF MY VOICE WILL HAUNT YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥 YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM THE SOUND OF THE WOMAN THAT LOVES YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯

[fawnvelveteen]

William S. Burroughs at the Met by Allen Ginsberg, c. 1953

[floridakilo]

at the met off a 20 bag like allen take my photo

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[cryingdancer]

[ozempicofficial]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

[holdoncallfailed]