april

18 // ATL // change is good

[tlirsgender]

Me trying not to tell random people trivia about whatever my hell brain has latched onto this month

[prideprejudce]

me talking to my cat: who’s da sweetest weetest little pumpkin in the whole wide world?? my little sweetie poo poo meow meow who mommy luves so much

my cat: 

[sunfortune]

every avenger: this is my regular name and this is my Super Special Superhero name 

thor: my name Thor

[malscare]

the thot thiccens…

[princesstigerbelle]

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

[princesstigerbelle]

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

[saltrat88]

Forgot how to cat?

[no-place-like-london]

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

[summerb4jc]

I did not, but thank you for reminding me

[kirstenmcduffie]

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

[ghosts-just-wanna-have-fun]

hire the man cats obey.

[thecommonchick]

Every music video in the early 2000's 😂

[blackfashion]

The dedication, the research the art.

[yourbigsisnissi]

what a time to be alive

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

FRESH NEW INCREDIBLES TRAILER

My first impression is hot dang the animation looks amazing!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

So … it’s gonna be like a super hero version of mr. Mom… I’m down :)

[the-fluffy-emo]

[freeshfries98]

Did they literally wait 15 fucking years for a sequel just for this reference?!

[jordanimate]

trust me if they wanted to do that they would’ve just released it in November lmao, as if you could plan this far ahead

[incognegroo]

[teenagerposts]

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

[ludaprilgate]

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed

[iverbz]

pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.

[berlynn-wohl]

In 1888, Almon Brown Stronger, an undertaker, noticed he was losing a lot of business to the other undertaker in his town. He found out that the other undertaker’s wife was a telephone operator. When she intercepted people asking to be connected to Stronger’s funeral home, the operator would route the call to her husband’s funeral home instead.

Three years later, Stronger patented the automatic telephone exchange, a system which allowed telephone users to make calls without the need for human operators.

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

he destroyed a whole workforce

[sensitive-inferno]

Lawful Evil.

[onlytwitterpics]

[isayfuckalot-deactivated2017120]