ye shalt nouth pass

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. germany, 19, she/her

[gossipdiet-deactivated20201215]

Happy March 31st

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me when my room is being haunted by ghosts

[zechv]

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[madlori]

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

[fedorathexplorer]

[croutoncat-deactivated20130803]

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[thehorrcr]

MCR fan fiction but every time you read the words coffee, cigarettes, or “he flipped his beautiful, raven black hair out of his eyes, sensually,” u take a shot.

[chickenfarmersan]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somebody in the 1800s saw a glass bottle and thought, “You know what would go great in there? An entire fucking ship.”

[teuer]

here he is

 (งツ)ว

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dad1]

[i-am-verybusy]

some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.

me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.

[bich-the-moss]

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

[ziraseal]

[goldddustwoman]

[bob-belcher]

[gayboomhauer]

[georgieboah]

Resippy

[itsmypoopoopanicmode-deactivate]

can’t connect w my mutuals anymore… kpop this kpop that… can’t we all just listen to gregorian chant again :(