Whaler Swift

They said I could be whatever I wanted to

[swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld]

[swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld]

[fiveholesinthefence]

MY GAY ASS IS BEING REP. RE. SENTED.

[herotox5]

[wintcrwind]

theatre songs that could resurrect me

• the bitch of living

• ring of keys

• blackout

• schuyler sisters

• la vie boheme

• bad idea

• defying gravity

• tomorrow is a latter day

• king of new york

• this world will remember us

• no one else

• one day more

• into the woods prologue

• all that jazz

• gimme gimme

• naughty

[evanhcnsen]

if you’re sad watch this

[bestviralposts]

credit

[lunaluvsixx]

Omg this is so beautiful!!! I Love this! 😭

[bynaffit]

this always makes me cry lmao

[keepmewhereverthelightis]

Crying

[porkbunjuice]

My heeeeart 😭

[drunkenhoenuts]

This makes a beautiful difference in so many ways

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[fucktexas]

endgame spoilers////

alright now that the nerds are gone im gonna need the biggest dumbasses here to help me out. im thinking if we all split the job we could probably eat just enough of the earth to completely separate texas from the united states

[jims-tax-collector]

Had a dream that one-time-i-dreamt decided to pull a thanos on their submissions and people were furious (my friend and I regularly discuss Tumblr drama) and so I could literally see myself in dream, sitting on my phone like “omg that bitch has gone rogue!”

[chaoschurros]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[holographicfatpikachu]

governments asleep post fat pikachu

[holographicfatpikachu]

ROUND 2

[taylorswift]

And then there were three…

[mrcreepypasta]

Visit Original Link

[wytchkkraft-lalonde--archive-de]

I’m dying holy as shut 

[oh-archivist]

iM DONE

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[whaler-swift]

[catchymemes]

Progression of Sobriety

Source: imgur.com

[rumble-and-roar]

Wholesome

[purplelittlemermaid]

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

[patdsnaps]

[edaigoa]

@immunologist

[shifgsthivc]

Okay but sins like the religious concept or sins like the trigonometry term

[bob-belcher]

Watch out for children!

[bax16]

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[whaler-swift]

when you finally get rights to that one song